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Excuses and explanations abound in this case: John O’Keefe’s Apple health registered steps because he was waving his arms around in the car while going up and down a “hill.” It was too dark outside 34 Fairview to see John O’Keefe on the lawn, in part because the Alberts have issues with bulbs burning out in their porch light. Sara Levinson didn’t see a body on the lawn because she wore high-heeled boots – which her mom specifically told her not to – and had to focus on her feet. Jen McCabe didn’t see a body on the lawn because she specifically remembered her body being turned to the left and backward to talk about peanut butter sandwiches. Matt McCabe and Brian Higgins were super focused on their windshield wipers and defrosters to notice the area being illuminated by their headlights. Caitlin Albert specifically remembers turning to her left to gaze at her boyfriend and didn’t even look on the lawn. Jen McCabe had to brush her teeth, which is why she asked the FBI agents to give her 10 minutes, not because she needed to make a bunch of panicked phone calls. Brian Higgins went to the Canton PD in the middle of the night because he had to move a car from one spot to another spot. The Albert home was unlocked because they changed the locks sometime and they never know what the right key is and the kids are always coming and going and don’t always have their key. Jen McCabe’s Cellebrite extraction shows a 2:27 am Google search of “hos long to die in the cold” because of a weird technological glitch. Matt McCabe was just dropping off a car somewhere near Fairview and just happened to see cops digging around the “Asian house” and wasn’t keeping an eye on the investigation. Colin Albert had a busted-up hand because he was walking on an icy driveway when he slipped, catching himself on the knuckles. Jen McCabe and Kerry Roberts were just doing a drive-by of 34 Fairview on their way to the Lank home to explain the location data on her phone. Jen McCabe made seven phone calls to John O’Keefe over 19 minutes because her phone was in her back pocket. Music was playing on a speaker or over Bluetooth inside 34 Fairview, preventing anyone in the house from hearing anything outside. Nicole Albert spent the entire night wiping countertops so she didn’t have any idea what was going on outside. The police and ambulances were “off to an angle” of the Albert bedroom window so they wouldn’t have seen the flashing lights or heard all the noise. Brian Albert sleeps with his cellphone in his bed which is how it’s possible to make butt dials in the middle of the night. Brian Albert went to the McCabe house when MSP came to interview her just to offer support and be a comfort to her, not to listen in or direct the answers. Caitlin Albert says it’s totally normal for her boyfriend to drive from Canton to Easton to get some sleep but then for her to wake him up and have him drive from Easton to Canton to pick her up then back from Canton to Easton to take her home when he had to go plow the roads in an hour or two. Allie McCabe’s Life 360 data shows her driving around between Fairview and Canton High School until 1:30 in the morning even though she was in bed at 12:30 because maybe the wifi wasn’t turned on. What am I forgetting? Are all these reasonable or are there just too many?