Sounds like a very very PEAK movie to me ✋😌🤚
Here's the thing about "Godzilla Minus Zero":
If you remove the KAIJUS, it's just a movie about postwar trauma, survivor's guilt, and a whole lot of human melodrama.
AND I WOULD NEVER PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT MOVIE!
Only 10 minutes - about 7% of the 135-minute runtime - is what I ACTUALLY PAID TO SEE: MONSTER ACTION.
And the other 125 MINUTES is HUMAN DRAMA AND TRAUMA.
And Godzilla doesn't even make his proper appearance until AFTER THE 90-MINUTE MARK!
AND IT'S IN JAPANESE - SO YOU HAVE TO READ THE DAMN THING!
Sorry, but I DIDN'T PAY TO WATCH TWO HOURS OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS.
I PAID TO SEE GODZILLA KICK GHIDORAH'S ASS!
And I didn't get my money's worth.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
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