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Police will enter homes and break up Christmas dinners if families break lockdown rules, predicts police commissioner trib.al/tVVxOlH
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Sebastian Steudtner, a German pro surfer, rode a wave over 115 feet tall at Nazare, Portugal xitter.gq/Britanniacomms/status/…
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New sex advice includes:
🍆: Avoiding kissing
🍑: Wearing a face covering
🍒: Choosing positions that aren't face-to-face during sex
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New DnB mix. Big dutty drops to make ur nan scrunch her face. Likes and reposts appreciated xx soundcloud.com/rhys-nicklin/…
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So in a few weeks I still can't see my girlfriend/family but we can gather together 30 primary school students from different households in the same room across the UK? Good job 5 year olds are famously skilled at staying 2m apart and keeping their hands to themselves
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"It's hard to beat somebody who doesn't want to quit." - @MikeTyson 👊 #MondayMotivation
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Boris: “We are still in lockdown. We can’t have another peak! Stay alert!”
Also Boris: “You can go outside for unlimited exercise and can travel to anywhere you want for this exercise where it will be full of other people” #BorisSpeech