23 • Stoke City • SK Brann

United Kingdom
Joined March 2017
My #11 Bård Finne jersey from 2023 is going to be so great when he wins the Ballon d’Or
My #37 Harry Kane jersey from 2012 is going to be so great when he wins the Ballon d'Or
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Joe Clark 👨🏻‍🦰 retweeted
Some of the worst goalkeeping I’ve ever seen. Forget golden glove…now he’s a Ballon d’Or winner. Never give up on your dream, kids.
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Joe Clark 👨🏻‍🦰 retweeted
If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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At least Noah Holm is finding form I guess…
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They’re winning it again aren’t they
𝗩𝗶𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟮-𝟬 𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗺𝘀ø ⚽ 31' Henrik Heggheim 🅰️ Kristoffer Haugen #Eliteserien #Viking #TIL
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One of my favourite days ever, this 😍 Spot @Fosseprinsen 🧐
Endelig Brann-kamp igjen! I ettermiddag hadde det smakt med en Soltvedt-spesial mot LSK, akkurat som i 2024! 🚀⚽️ KOM IGJEN, BRANN!! ❤️‍🔥💪
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Hahahaha the FANS voted him player of the season btw. Knobend
A disappointingly sour recollection of Stoke and the people of Stoke from James McClean in his new autobiography. "Stoke turned out to be as grim as Huddersfield. The people gave off that vibe that they’d been victimised and were owed something." stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/fo…
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George Hirst is a tragic footballer isn’t he. Woeful
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Your red and whites to face the Robins 🔴⚪️
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Joe Clark 👨🏻‍🦰 retweeted
It's been reported by the Telegraph that Benjamin Netanyahu has ordered Israel to support Argentina on the Falklands over Britain. Why should Britain be expected to defend Israel's national interests if Israel's leadership refuses to respect ours? Britain is not obliged to give any foreign government unconditional political or military support. Our foreign policy should be guided by British interests, and British interests only - that is the Restore Britain position. The Falkland Islands are British, and will remain British.
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When bands reach a certain level people think that not liking them is a personality trait, and that's where Fontaines D.C. are at now
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Imagine showing this to someone from 2009
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When a young Ryan Shawcross arrived at #StokeCity initially on loan in August 2007 📸 the Sentinel
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The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years
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I’m imagining a conversation between someone with a Brummie accent and someone with the Stavanger dialect and it’s making me feel violently ill
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Got called a ‘more handsome Ron Weasley’ tonight. Not sure exactly how low the bar is there but I’ll take it nonetheless 🤣🤣
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Joe Clark 👨🏻‍🦰 retweeted
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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