Wow, I was wondering what was going on. I was like, do they not get the joke?

The Japanese drink wine for the sake of it.

Are you as sick as I am of all the people on Twitter who are trying to increase their engagement by always asking a question? (Please reply below)

Someone stole my bike, but the cops busted him and he was arrested for peddling stolen goods.

Ugh, can't edit. Yes now.

New episode out not. youtu.be/0h6l73xzkMk

I woke my wife up in the middle of the night to tell her that water was flooding into our garage and we needed to stop it. She looked at me and asked if I know how early it is. I said it's about dam time.

People shouldn't have kids after 25. That's too many kids.

I'm not a slot tech so I don't know how they do it. I just know they are doing it.

What's she charged with? She's an AP?

Throw back episode from 2013 youtu.be/DHRSnDi2dbE

"You feel like..." but what do your records say?

A photon checked into a hotel but had no bags. He was travelling light.

Might I recommend

If seagulls fly over a bay are they bagels?

I saw this headline today, "Man jailed for 'acting strange' at casino" Uhmmm, have they never been in a casino before? It is weirder to find people acting normal.

I knew a guy who was arrested for stealing hay. Unfortunately, he couldn’t make bale.