Facts No Cap On God
Christopher Columbus, Ohio
Joined February 2011
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Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
"Make sure you hit hard when its your turn to be the hammer because nobody showed mercy when you were the nail"
2015 speed limits:
25mph = ~30-35mph
35mph = ~40-45mph
45mph = ~50-55mph
65mph (Highway) = ~70-80mph
2026 speed limits:
25mph = ~40-45mph
35mph = ~50mph
45mph = ~65-70mph
65mph (Highway) = ~90mph
People working past the age of 65 because "WHAT WILL I DO IF I RETIRE?!" 😂 The most loser shit on earth. Gatekeeping a whole career opportunity from the younger generation because you have zero hobbies, no fitness goals, and were financially irresponsible.
Mal and I ordered $114 worth of hibachi on door dash last night and the driver stole the whole thing. Lmao 2026 I couldn't be more disgusted and unimpressed with the caliber of human beings I'm forced to share air with.
Lmao😂 Mal and my family know how much I hate Trucks. Pick up trucks, Dump trucks, Semi Trucks, any and all kinds. My son will not wear any clothes with a fucking truck on them nor will he have pictures of trucks in his room. I'm raising a gentleman not a goofy ass hillbilly
Just an observation from 15 years experience in an office:
Men get all their work done in the mornings before lunch.
Women get all their work done in the afternoon after lunch.
The guys a goofy piece of shit. Michigan fans should be happy
Breaking: Michigan has fired head coach Sherrone Moore, sources tell @AdamSchefter, @PeteThamel and @DanWetzel.
