"The Jedi council has rejected your application for rank of master. All resumes for those with high midichlorians are automatically filtered out by HR to allow underprivileged candidates a chance."
"Sorry Anakin, we decided to give the scholarship to the jawa student. Yes, you scored higher than everyone, but you have high midichlorian privilege."
"Anakin, we must let the Jawas in because they want a better life for themselves. They are as American as anyone."
Sons of Liberty retweeted
Unlike your low IQ mongoloid groypers who have absolutely no political literacy or ability think critically, you know exactly what you are doing. You are a subversive homosexual agent of the left and a traitor to the United States of America. You will be dealt with accordingly.
Sons of Liberty retweeted
"People working against the Republican Party but for BASED reasons are ultimately contributing to an environment which is meant to secure complete and total Leftist domination."
@JohnDoyle
I thought to myself today, "what would a sensitive young man with aura do?"
So I voted down ballot Republican.
What if the call with the mental health facility was staged to cover up the fact that James Talarico has the gay diarrhea disease




















