They should make a new pokemon ranger game for the switch and sell it with a screen stylus. I’d buy that so fast
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My boss’ boss congratulated me on doing such a great job while I’ve been in my current role, and all the best for my next job. My dude, you’ve spoken 10 words to me and 8 of those were corporate buzz words that mean shit all. Don’t talk to me
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Fell off my bike, scratched my hand, didn’t realise, raked my hand through my hair, now have blood in hair, Blood Hair is my new metal band name etc
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After working for a startup for 4 months and now switching to a corpo job, I have never related harder to a meme in my life
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Instagram has removed the option to block suggested content in feeds… every day I grow more weary
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I’m doing relief teaching today. Some kid laughed at my hair as we walked in, so I called on him first to answer every discussion question I threw out. Talk shit get (metaphorically) hit, loser
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I finished AC: Valhalla and I gotta say… it wasn’t a satisfying ending for the 100ish hours I plugged into it!
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I would buy so many joycons if they weren’t a million dollars each
These Pastel Pink Joy-Con controllers will debut alongside #PrincessPeachShowtime on 22/03!
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Wild Saturday night here; just experienced a new type of dizziness I haven’t felt before! Wake up babe, new loss of equilibrium just dropped
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A list of animals that are fun to watch frolic (non-exhaustive):
- baby emus
- Pallas cats
- capybaras
- tiny frogs
- turtles
Feel free to add your own to this list!
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