@RaisedByCableTV

Elder Millennial. Liberal in the voting booth, as I deem it useless to perform it elsewhere.

 Louisiana!
Joined February 2026
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I hope the next thing Pablo Torre finds out is why I'm such a fucking loser.
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Straight dudes, you’re getting a kernel of an idea in your head and NO! Stop it!
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@paperssil8h
look at this diva i found
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Btw, one of the “super intelligences” we’ve been told understands human literature. #GrokisaPoser #GrokisaNarc #Grokneversmokedweed
Raised by Cable TV™️@RaisedByCableTV7h
The bong from the second chapter of Infinite Jest…run through grok.
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Walk into an androcentric open mic, stand in the middle of the local amateur comedy consortium and drop: “Bill Hicks would have hated what Shane Gillis has become” Then watch the stinkiest men you’ve encountered in recent memory start to get loud.
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The bong from the second chapter of Infinite Jest…run through grok.
🤖 Made with AI
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It’s so obvious Siri has been compromised and isn’t on my device for my benefit.
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Bro, just say you’re not familiar with Axl Rose….
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@KingAhmadTvOct 27
I feel like hip-hop/rap is the only genre where we dismiss our legends calling them “washed up”. You’ll never see someone call Roger Waters who still preforming Pink Floyd hits washed. Or someone like Bruce Springsteen. It’s honestly sad.
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Trump v Obama: for an unprecedented third term. Never Before. Never Again. 2028.
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My WILD video game take: We were a little too hard on Wolverine because we wanted to justify saving $70. I think a world exists where $70 is too rich for a video game that’s obviously going to lose its screen time to GTA6 anyway AND Wolverine was a fine game.
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I know one thing is for certain: The United States will never let another punter get this much motion.
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I love how no one will admit the reason Air Bnb doesn’t work is because people generally have zero respect for anyone else’s property, especially when they feel entitled to do so because they paid $700 to be there for a weekend.
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Gay sex seems like a scam. What you mean “I’m a bottom”? Sounds like when heated backseats in a car are locked behind a paywall. If you don’t get in there and do everything you are capable of doing…
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Unethical, but not necessarily cancelable offense for a famous person: Use Claude to write your own unauthorized biography. Provide 4-5 juicy secrets not known by the public and then get it to slop out the rest based on your Wikipedia and IG.
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Even a sitting President on Air Force One is subjected to crypto advertising. Is it not time to rein it in?
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Because I, like most Cajuns, when shown this data thought “That’s a shame you can’t fish for sharks, I bet that’d fry well with some Alligator”
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@thelacoastOct 23
Great White Shark Tracking Map How come they always turn around when they get to Louisiana?
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Either y’all are all pretending we weren’t all saying “Say-Freed” or y’all are all assholes and let me mispronounce this woman’s name since Mean Girls…
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There are some things I shamelessly steal and add to my vocab like I invented it. “Nerd Reich” is class of 2026, first ballot, got in just under the deadline.
Wefail@wefailOct 22
God forbid the Nerd Reich ever have to pay some taxes like normal human beings.
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E. A. Sports… …we ruin games!
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I just don’t know what songs Jay Z would even perform on a Sunday afternoon on regular broadcast television. The song about outsmarting a cop? Or the song about pushing crack? Or the song about trafficking women?
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