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Rake retweeted
No Feint here 😉 Repost and reply for a chance to win a San Francisco Giants Pokémon Worlds Night jersey!
Special delivery, courtesy of @pokemon!
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Time goes fast ❤️
Year 7 for Sandy Alcantara as a Miami Marlin 🥹
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It’s truly astonishing. Yes, most teams would see a drop-off when their starting QB goes down, but not to this extreme extent.
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KYLE. STOWERS. #marlinsbeisbol
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Hey… Look at the BrightSide, there’s always next Year…. To NOT win a Super Bowl 😂🤣😂 #GoFins
I'm actually embarrassed for those fake fans outing themselves for a big fat LLLL!! Y'ALL STAY OVER THERE NOW! 🤣🤣🤣
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did NFL on ESPN tweet this when Dolphins had 11 starters on IR going to KC to play the Chiefs, which no team has been able to beat in the postseason for 2.5 years? or was it all about how we can’t play in the cold? just a question.
The Lions were without a lot of manpower in the playoffs.
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Teams with no Pro Bowlers: - New York Jets - New Orleans Saints - Miami Dolphins - Tennessee Titans
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When you don’t catch these kind of passes on third down and that’s the only reason you’re in, it’s not surprising to see why you get released.
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Rake retweeted
Tua to Waddle for 36 yards on 3rd and 13! 📺: #MIAvsLAR on ESPN/ABC 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus and ESPN+
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fuck titans
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Ok let’s try something a little different this week… If the Miami Dolphins lose on Sunday, I will send a Dolphins jersey of your choice to anyone that RTs this post!
Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel announced that Tyler “Snoop” Huntley will start again Sunday when Miami plays at New England.
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Not sure I need $20 that bad but... Tom Brady was a 6th-round pick who stayed on as the QB4 in 2000 (no team carries 4 QBs anymore), ascended to QB1 after 9/11 delayed games a week and Bledsoe was injured on a super rare scramble, rode a defense that never allowed more than 17 points the last 9 games to the SB, fumbled the season away in his first playoff game, saved by a Tuck Rule that only existed in 1999-2012, Vinatieri made a snow FG he said he'd make 10% of the time, won the OT coin toss and only had to get a FG to end the game (can't do that since 2011), won a playoff game in Pittsburgh where he led his offense to 0 points, left injured, Bledsoe and ST won it, then became the only QB to win a SB where he led his offense to 13 points, something he repeated in 2018. Not to mention he got away with intentional grounding on the last drive and the FG somehow took 7 seconds. That's just 2000-01. Do I need to go on with having more elite defenses/special teams than his top peers combined, Kasay kickoff out of bounds in SB 38, the 06 Chargers fumbling a 4th down INT back to him, Lee Evans & Billy Cundiff 2011, the greatest interception in NFL history (Butler at the 1), Robert Alford dropping a game-ending pick that Edelman caught, or Dee Ford lining up offsides to negate another season-ending turnover? Or after the biggest division advantage in NFL history, going to Tampa and getting to start a road playoff run in crowd less stadiums against a 7-9 team starting a 4th string QB, then becoming the first QB to play the SB in his home stadium against his second straight opponent (KC) that lost its Pro Bowl left tackle? Then the NFC South was a poverty division in 2021-22. Even his last game saw a Dallas kicker miss 4 straight extra points, another NFL record. That's Brady, the absolute LOAT (Luckiest of All Time)
Tell me one GOAT level athlete who’s had a luckier career than Messi in terms of all aspects, teammates, favourable conditions, referees, etc. I’ll send $20 to anybody who can tell me with a proper reason.
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Retweet this for a free code
Now that it's been out for a while.. What are your honest thoughts on College Football 25? 🤔
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QBs efficiency when passing the ball 5+ yards downfield & how often they push it Tua has been the NFL's most efficient thrower downfield in the NFL & pushes it both MIA & SF offenses are intelligently designed to gain YAC but they don't just dink & dunk all day to get it
total distance (air yds) of all 2023 TD passes 423 - MIA 421 - DAL 410 - NO 405 - MIN 392 - SF 367 - PHI 363 - DET 343 - BUF 332 - HOU 328 - TB 327 - BAL 326 - JAX 326 - DEN 323 - CLE 307 - GB 291 - WAS 259 - CHI 257 - CIN 251 - SEA 238 - LAR 228 - LAC 223 - LV 207 - NYG 195 - TEN 191 - IND 191 - PIT 153 - ARI 150 - NE 133 - ATL 101 - KC 97 - CAR 36 - NYJ
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Well that game sucked. Time to jack off
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Name one fuckin thing Purdy does better than Tua.
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"That ball had a family" is an elite homerun call.
Elly De La Cruz casually goes 458 feet for his first MLB career home run...
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Rake retweeted
What was your favorite @MiamiDolphins play of 2022? 🐬
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PLAYOFFS BOUND‼️
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