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Are insider trades illegal? Are taxes discretionary? Should you condemn nepotism? I can answer life’s burning questions and 10x your net worth.

Joined September 2013
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Your job: Senior VP Global Sales at a Fortune 500 firm. Headhunters on LinkedIn: hi we identified your profile for an exciting opportunity as Assistant Sales Executive for the 2nd district of east Wyoming (internship)
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Told my wife Jensen Huang had a second side piece and she goes “who’s Jensen Huang?” I tell her he’s the CEO of Nvidia, she goes “what is that?” Sometimes I wish I could live like this.
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Hey @BillAckman care to make an unsolicited statement on this ?
Reviled drug CEO Martin Shkreli has reportedly been arrested for securities fraud cnnmon.ie/1MiZQIm
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it's so cool how besides the domestic violence and the unwatchable tennis he also just generally has a horrible personality
Alexander Zverev says he’s annoyed that he’s the only world No. 1 in history who has to explain why it’s ok for him to be world No. 1: “I was a bit annoyed the last couple of days because achieving the world No. 1 status is something I think every player dreams of. But then, I feel like I’m the only world No. 1 in tennis history that has to explain why it’s ok for me to be world No. 1… which I find quite difficult. Because I deserve to be where I am. I don’t think anyone has to explain themselves as much as I had to do in the last couple of days.”
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Ce qui est drôle avec les gens soutenant Zverev par haine de la « cancel culture », c’est qu’ils doivent faire semblant d’aimer le tennis que produit ce type. Nous les haters, on a la chose facile. Ce mec est humainement mais aussi sportivement détestable.
🚨 Fred Verdier DÉZINGUE Alexander Zverev, tout juste sacré n°1 mondial, pendant deux minutes en direct sur Eurosport. 🤯 🗣️ « Il la mérite cette place, mais c’est pratiquement du jamais-vu de voir un n°1 mondial ne battre que trois Top 10 sur une saison. J’ai bien dit trois matchs ! Jamais aucun n°1 mondial n’a eu à battre un aussi petit nombre de Top 10. C’était vraiment une saison particulière, déconcertante. Les deux meilleurs joueurs, Sinner et Alcaraz, ont été absents coup sur coup en raison de blessures. Novak Djokovic reste une espèce d’immense ectoplasme sacré, qui lui aussi, dans un bon jour, comme il l’a prouvé à Pékin face à Zverev, est meilleur que ce n°1 mondial-là. C’est spécial de voir un joueur qui est sacré, à l’usure, pour l’ensemble de son œuvre, mais qui, sur le terrain, n’a rien de plus et ne procure aucune émotion, très peu de plaisir. Ses matchs sont en général rébarbatifs. Sauf quand il a une grosse opposition. Et malheureusement, quand c’est le cas, je parle de joueurs du Top 10, même de joueurs comme De Minaur à Vienne, en général, ça ne se passe pas bien du tout. »
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Claude is getting smarter
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a haunted house but every room has a project manager asking for a status update
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the reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end and tomorrow to begin.
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When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app
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tem literalmente um cara colocando mais areia pra tapar buraco
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there is a dangerous little window after I complete a task where i could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.
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Doctor: “Where does it hurt?” Me: “At work… it hurts at work.”
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adulthood is mostly discovering that every object in your house has a filter you were supposed to replace months ago
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People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad
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if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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I have never once been interested to see what’s new with Chrome
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I've been thinking a lot about wealth lately, and came up with a triangle framework for three kinds of it. I call it the "Triad of Wealth." There's money, the kind most people think about. There's time, which more young ambitious people are realizing matters as much as money, if not more. And there's a third kind that gets far less attention... anonymity. A famous actor or athlete can't walk down the street in peace. A billionaire heir might be unknown to everyone on that street, but countless people know they exist and are trying to manage them, or get at their attention, influence or money. You can have the most of any two, but never all three. You can have all the money and time in the world, but you won't be anonymous. Visibility and influence are what let money work without you rolling up your sleeves. You can have all the money and anonymity, but no time to yourself. Without influence, your sleeves stay rolled up. You can have all the time and anonymity you want, but then where's the money coming from? While you can't max all three, you can have a proper balance... which is a sort of stealth wealth. I shaded in some of the other categories. What do you think? Where do you sit?
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Few people understand that the UN has the same authority and legitimacy as the MUN
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Having kids is a life hack

We spend our summers in Europe, take cross-country road trips, and disappear off-grid on weekends The money we spend on kids goes to memories, experiences, & freedom. Different priorities. Different definition of rich
Not having kids is a life hack

I spend my summers in Europe, take cross-country road trips, and disappear off-grid on weekends The money I’d spend on kids goes to investing, experiences, & freedom. Different priorities. Different definition of rich ^^I saw @TheMattViera post this & I think it’s one of the reasons people are more selfish, the world is more sinister & we are more disconnected I could not disagree with this ANY more. What do you think?
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Daily reminder that HR isn’t your friend
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