JUST A CRYPTO CHAD / FORWARD DEPLOYED ENGINEER
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I built this because of one paper.
Google and Janelia mapped every neuron in a fruit fly and published it for free. 165,000 neurons, every synapse, sitting on a server for anyone to download. I read it and couldn't let it go. This brain evolved to do one thing: smell something and decide in milliseconds whether to go for it. That is exactly what a trencher does.
So I trained it on pump memecoins.
The thesis is simple:
A fly doesn't reason about a smell. A pattern hits a few hundred neurons and it either goes or it doesn't. Memecoins are the same. Holder count, buy/sell ratio, creator history, token age, pool size. Pattern in, ape or hold out. I wanted to know if a real biological wiring diagram could learn that pattern.
I wired the connectome into a model and started training on my RTX 5070 Ti at home, fed by a collector watching pump.fun around the clock.
First run: 4.5 hours of market data, only the fly's "nose", about 32k neurons. It learned something. Small, but above every dumb baseline.
Then I ran the full 165k-neuron brain.
Honest result: no better than the nose alone. And most flies still lose money on median return. A fruit fly brain is a small brain. It is not magic and I'm not going to pretend it is.
But one thing kept showing up. Different random seeds gave noticeably different flies. Some were clearly better at spotting the runners. So instead of one fly, I run a swarm. Eight flies, eight wallets, and a master wallet that only trades when enough of them agree. The plan is the weak ones get culled and the good ones breed.
That is the bet. Not that one fly beats the market, but that a swarm of them, bred on live data, can be made profitable over time.
Creator fees fund the trading wallet.
Profits go back to holders.
Every number, wins and losses, gets posted.
You can watch its brain light up as it decides.
This is $TRENCHFLY. 🪰
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aped smol on $ratioed - EewKK6jLaWNo4KmKgruGEp3b3jv2jbY8EtW9eziLpump
because tek works, my market is open, please vote for my post...
larpbot = larp...
i opened market, please vote for my post, smash likes and bet on my post please....
ratioed.win/c/1
bro... you are talking about user feedback, but howing github merged PRs, just admin now that claude is starting to help a lot kek
DNB is bloated bank anyway. These roles weren't adding real value.
It's the same as when companies had people carrying paper from desk to desk, and then email showed up. Nobody misses that job today.
Random Crypto Chad retweeted
Where do the trading fees actually go? 🐕
With ÐOGEPAD, there's no treasury cut.
Claimable creator fees are split between Billy and the $DOGEPAD Buy & Burn reserve.
The launchpad and upcoming main token have their own fee structures.
Full breakdown below. 👇
dogepad.fun
Random Crypto Chad retweeted
Yo @BillyM2k its that time of the month when a bullish idea related to DOGE comes out and u're involved in it.
I think this idea is really cool, while u get 50/70% of the fees from every token launched on dogepad + u hold the 10% of supply of the main one. The other 30% are being used for buybacks on the main dogepad token. A really smart idea of how to keep its value going up.
Take a look at it.
3LEhJiW1WHs3jHnrUu5DwFkT4UjSnxcNduWS4yCQDoge
Every token. One ÐOGE. 🐕
Introducing DogePad: A Solana launchpad for Pump.fun tokens paired with DOGE, featuring unique Doge contract addresses, token discovery, charts, and SOL-based trading.
Main token, $DOGEPAD:
• 70% of creator fees → @BillyM2k
• 30% → $DOGEPAD Buybacks & Burns
Tokens launched through DogePad:
• 50% of creator fees → @BillyM2k
• 50% → $DOGEPAD Buybacks & Burns
One launchpad. A shared DOGE economy.
Explore: dogepad.fun
CA: 3LEhJiW1WHs3jHnrUu5DwFkT4UjSnxcNduWS4yCQDoge
Random Crypto Chad retweeted
Mining coins are live on satpad ⛏️
Every coin you launch in Mining mode gets its own Bitcoin rig. 60% of every trading fee rents real hashrate on the Bitcoin network, pointed at a pool with that coin's name on the worker.
So the game changes: more attention → more volume → more hashpower.
A coin with a loud community isn't just pumping a chart, it's literally out-mining the others. The stronger the community, the bigger its rig, the better its shot at finding an actual Bitcoin block.
When a block is found:
- creator chose holders: the BTC goes to everyone holding the coin when the block hits
- creator chose burn: the BTC buys the coin back and burns it, every hour for a day
Pool rigs hash together and split a found block by the hash each one delivered (the coin whose rig found it gets an extra 10%).
Solo rigs go alone for the whole block.
Everything's on chain and public: every rig's hashrate, hash delivered, live bids, worker page, every block from coinbase to payout.
5% of every block burns $SATPAD.
Watch the rigs: satpad.fun/mine
Launch one: satpad.fun/launch?mode=mine
How it works: satpad.fun/docs#mine
dexscreener knows how to take 300$ haha xitter.gq/SatPad_SOL/status/2107…
Quick SATPAD update:
We’ve contacted @dexscreener regarding the incorrect LP display, and their team is already working on getting it shown correctly.
Nothing to worry about. Every launch through SATPAD has its LP locked.
Keep launching. Stay scarce.
satpad.fun/
