Resident of The Democratic People's Republic of Oregon, but sane. USAF MX Veteran, Gen X, Father, Husband, Tech Exec, Occasional Bastard.

The Oregon Near-Hinterlands
Joined February 2023
Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
If people want better for themselves, their kids and their businesses, they have to vote for change. As governor, I will restore our quality of life, serve our most vulnerable and make this a place where Oregonians can afford to live and are proud to call home again.
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Hope none of y'all gave your CC info to AirBnB or LinkedIn Premium... just sayin'.
wow this is bad! ENTIRETY of PingCap database used by linkedin, flipkart, airbnb etc. has been copied and stolen due to customer credentials being stored directly in support tickets (LOL) Attackers ran exfiltration directly on their cloud (LOL) pipeline ran for 22 days, exfiltrating data every 6 hours and NO ONE noticed. Worse, PingCap denies all of it. Average SRE salary is $300,000 at PingCap btw
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Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
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Node bros suddenly stopped laughing at the PHP graybeards and went radio silent tonight. I wonder wh- oh, that's why:
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Dang... never thought of that one.
Anthropic plans to give each kid in America portion of its $80B in losses.
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My mortgage servicer wouldn't give me a good deal like this in 1000 years, sis. I suggest revisiting your budget, maybe cut back on stuff like streaming, Doordash and Starbucks... just sayin'.
So who else got an email from their student loan servicer essentially announcing that your govt is fucking you over for the next 25 years?
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This is what happens when taxes skyrocket, city services plummet, and leadership is more interested in virtue signaling than in getting anything done.
Spent time in Portland recently and I hate to say it but the city is a complete disaster and that's not an exaggeration As a reminder, the iconic 'Big Pink' building sold for an insane $39 per SF - an 88% discount to its last transaction price The wild thing is the buyer probably paid too much for it IMO What do you think the future holds for Portland?
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Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
25 years of one-party Democrat control in Oregon is a masterclass in how leftist rule destroys a state’s ability to govern. This is the same state whose governor leads a system that no longer requires students to prove proficiency in reading, math, or English to graduate high school. 2001–03 budget: $34 billion • 32% education • 25% social programs • 12% infrastructure • 12% administration • 6% public safety • 13% everything else 2025–27 budget: $140 billion (over 4× higher) • 18% education • 45% social programs • 7.5% infrastructure • 14% administration • 5% public safety • 10.5% everything else Social programs went from $8.5 billion (25%) to $62.7 billion (45%) — 7 times more, nearly half the entire budget on handouts. “Healthier Oregon” spends $1.3 billion giving free medical care to illegal migrants. $724 million went to “homeless services” in 2024 — $60,412 per homeless person — while the homeless population rose. Walk Portland’s streets and see where that money actually went. Oregon schools sank to the bottom of the country in reading and math. Democrats’ solution? Pass a law eliminating proficiency requirements to graduate, extend it again, then brag about higher graduation rates. They’re not lifting people out of poverty or fixing education. They’re building a permanent dependency empire with themselves in charge. Their ads say it plainly: “Vote for us or Republicans will take away your benefits!” Governor Kotek can’t blame Trump. Democrats have controlled Oregon the entire time — even as the federal government flipped party control five times. This is what one-party Democrat rule delivers. #Oregon #DemocratFailure #Accountability
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It's almost exactly like watching what happens to a teenage girl's attitude the moment her debit card from Daddy gets declined at the store.
BREAKING: Zelenskyy has said he will accept a peace deal that freezes the frontline where it is keeping 75 percent of post war territory.
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AI is getting pricey...
BREAKING: Anthropic discloses an $80B net loss for the first half of 2026.
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Hey, @ORDems ... why did you delete this post so quickly, you cowards? Got caught propagating lies (again), and got Community Noted (again), did you?
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...what if I live in A but do my grocery shopping in B?
You can only live & travel within one region of the United States for the rest of your life. What are you picking?
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Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
Lmao
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Community Notes is the best thing to have ever happened to this app.
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Brigadier Ketchup 🦨 retweeted
This is a turnout election. In 2022 we left 120,000 Republican ballots on kitchen tables. We lost the governor’s race by less than 70,000 votes and House and Senate seats by just a few hundred. We are not doing that again. GOTVOregon.com is building a 1,000-volunteer army to chase ballots the final weekend—Oct 31 through Nov 2. Knock doors, make calls, send texts, remind people to return their ballots. Two hours is the minimum. No experience needed. Sign up: GOTVOregon.com Two hours. One election. Let’s bring the votes home and save Oregon.
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