Alfredo Jones

Peep this next bite I set myself up with

Is Caleb Williams openly gay yet?

You don’t know football. Your state needs to sink underwater you fucking losers. My team will always be better than yours. I’ve got more natties in my life than your grandkids will ever see

There’s not much more I like than an enthusiastic traffic cop

Growing up and being an Alabama fan for 20+ years now, this is sad. You let these kids in this school that just don’t give af. Fuck both of them

Gonna have to watch NC State play UNLV in the 5th round being streamed on fucking Tubi

Waze has me fucked up to shave off two minutes of my drive

Acuña was definitely non existent in the post season. But we can’t sit here and act like Austin Riley wasn’t the issue the entire season. Highest paid dude on the roster and he couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat

Does Mike Tomlin have netherite?

Ryan Grubb don’t even fucking think about it dude

Grandfather just referred to ordering Chinese food as “Beatles and weeds”

Thot daughter or Yankees roll call son?

Got a buddy who filled this guys washing machine with concrete at a house party. #keepthebeercold

I’d punch a starving child and I’ve gotten 6 already since birth

This shit is so lame. Tired of the new fans wanting to do dumbass shit like this

Been forcing myself to get into edibles recently. Been so scared and can’t stop crying

Love this shit

Been reporting fake car crashes on Apple Maps all week

Just moved into the new crib. About to head to Best Buy a grab a TV, couch is in the U-Haul on the way here. Let’s gooooo!!!!