Once half of “maybe the greatest thread in the history of everything” (Dara O’Briain Jan 2018). Then Elon ruined it. See you where the sky is blue…
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Richard Ashworth retweeted
#Alkoholfreiday is back!!!!
It’s your chance to #win a case of #erdingeralkoholfreiUK 🍻
Simply repost and your name will go into the hat 🎩
Two winners will be announced at 5pm(ish) today 🤞
#Competition #giveaway
Richard Ashworth retweeted
Man Utd v Spurs is what happens when a stoppable force meets a moveable object.
Richard Ashworth retweeted
IT’S #FREIDAY!!!! 🍻
Time to #giveaway two cases of #Alkoholfrei 😊
Simply #repost for your chance to #win 🍻
Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK 🍻
Richard Ashworth retweeted
🚨 After careful consideration of the current direction of Manchester United, the way the club is being run, and recent statements made by Sir Jim Ratcliffe, we wish to issue a statement of no confidence.
Read our full statement below.
Richard Ashworth retweeted
At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
Richard Ashworth retweeted
Nothing screams ‘anti establishment’ like eating oysters whilst discussing a half a million quid donation that your advisors spent hours in Mayfair’s most exclusive clubs negotiating.
These ‘men of the people’ are laughing at their supporters. It’s all a con and always was.
Richard Ashworth retweeted
Stages in a Reform scandal:
1. This is a hit-job from the left / the establishment
2. We didn't do anything wrong, it's a hoax
3. There's a recording? Well, we didn't break any laws
4. We're going to hold an internal investigation
5. People who aren't Nigel Farage resign
6. Nigel Farage says the matter is closed
Richard Ashworth retweeted
It’s not “a plot to keep Nige down”.
The “establishment” isn’t out to get him, he’s just a run of the mill con artist and a greedy posh twat with no morals.
If you STILL believe Nigel is in it for “the people” and by that he means you, then you’re as thick as shit, mate.
Richard Ashworth retweeted
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Richard Ashworth retweeted
🛑 BREAKING: Leave Nigel Farage Alone
👀 WATCH & SHARE: The latest #BrokenNews report.
Richard Ashworth retweeted
The only scandal that would cause Nigel Farage to lose voters would be the discovery that he's actually a compassionate human being who has been using his wealth to fund refugee charities.
