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RawDoctrine retweeted
I remembered how a friend once asked to borrow 15,000 from me for dental treatment. She said, “I’ll pay you back when I get my salary.”
Six months later, she asked me at a café why I was still walking around with a cracked phone screen.
I replied, “Well, I’m actually waiting for your 15,000 so I can get a new phone.”
She looked surprised and said, “Why didn’t you say anything? I thought it wasn’t urgent for you.”
She transferred the money right there at the table.
And that’s when I realised I had spent six months feeling too embarrassed to ask for my own money back, while apparently, all she needed was to know what I wanted to use it for. I always thought that saying “I’ll pay you back when I get my salary” was already an agreement.
I remembered how a friend once asked to borrow 15,000 from me for dental treatment. She said, “I’ll pay you back when I get my salary.”
Six months later, she asked me at a café why I was still walking around with a cracked phone screen.
I replied, “Well, I’m actually waiting for your 15,000 so I can get a new phone.”
She looked surprised and said, “Why didn’t you say anything? I thought it wasn’t urgent for you.”
She transferred the money right there at the table.
And that’s when I realised I had spent six months feeling too embarrassed to ask for my own money back, while apparently, all she needed was to know what I wanted to use it for. I always thought that saying “I’ll pay you back when I get my salary” was already an agreement.
RawDoctrine retweeted
Dating her means realizing that a 10-minute grocery run will inevitably turn into:
A debate on which cereal has the best mascot lore
Testing the squeakiness of random sneakers
Buying three snacks we didn't need and forgetting the one item we came for
Normal life with her is completely impossible, and that’s the best part.
Dating her means realizing that a 10-minute grocery run will inevitably turn into:
A debate on which cereal has the best mascot lore
Testing the squeakiness of random sneakers
Buying three snacks we didn't need and forgetting the one item we came for
Normal life with her is completely impossible, and that’s the best part.
RawDoctrine retweeted
My girlfriend told me she wasn’t hungry and just wanted to "sit and talk."
Three minutes after my food arrived, half my fries were gone, she was drinking my soda through my straw, and she looked me dead in the eye and said, "Food just tastes better when it’s stolen."
Can’t even be mad. The heist was flawless.
My girlfriend told me she wasn’t hungry and just wanted to "sit and talk."
Three minutes after my food arrived, half my fries were gone, she was drinking my soda through my straw, and she looked me dead in the eye and said, "Food just tastes better when it’s stolen."
Can’t even be mad. The heist was flawless.
RawDoctrine retweeted
Dear seasonal air pollution experts,
If you REALLY care for clean air, ditch your private vehicles, plant some trees, use public transport and ditch your ACs. Pollution is a 52 week problem, not a one week one.
For the rest of us normal people, Shubh Deepawali!
RawDoctrine retweeted
Jake Lang is bringing an entire roasted pig to Zohran Mamdani’s office in the middle of Ramadan.
This dude is my hero.
Jake Lang is bringing an entire roasted pig to Zohran Mamdani’s office in the middle of Ramadan.
This dude is my hero.
RawDoctrine retweeted
Almost 50% of marriages in Gaza are between cousins and most of the population is genetically inbred.
Stop marrying your first cousins. It’s disgusting.
🚨 HORRIFIC: 260 cases of congenital anomalies were recorded among newborns in Gaza during the first nine months of 2026, bringing the total to 766 cases recorded across 2022, 2025 and January–September 2026.
The figures come amid the collapse of Gaza’s healthcare system, widespread malnutrition, and the disruption of prenatal care, reflecting the devastating consequences of Israel’s genocide against Palestinians in Gaza.
Almost 50% of marriages in Gaza are between cousins and most of the population is genetically inbred.
Stop marrying your first cousins. It’s disgusting.
🚨 HORRIFIC: 260 cases of congenital anomalies were recorded among newborns in Gaza during the first nine months of 2026, bringing the total to 766 cases recorded across 2022, 2025 and January–September 2026.
The figures come amid the collapse of Gaza’s healthcare system, widespread malnutrition, and the disruption of prenatal care, reflecting the devastating consequences of Israel’s genocide against Palestinians in Gaza.
RawDoctrine retweeted
Ishika Taneja’s scathing comeback to Librandu and
Dia Mirza on Diwali
She shut up Congress spokesperson Pooja Tripathi during a live debate... If you don’t know your own culture, why are you lecturing others..?
Hats off to this fierce lioness 🔥👏
Ishika Taneja’s scathing comeback to Librandu and
Dia Mirza on Diwali
She shut up Congress spokesperson Pooja Tripathi during a live debate... If you don’t know your own culture, why are you lecturing others..?
Hats off to this fierce lioness 🔥👏
RawDoctrine retweeted
If prophet Mohammad couldn't read and write, how did he verify what was written was exactly what Allah said?
RawDoctrine retweeted
Start with ensuring basic rights, security, and temples for the minorities actually left there—the tweet can wait.
RawDoctrine retweeted
Funny how you listed jets, tanks, and helicopters, but somehow forgot the tens of thousands of rockets, miles of underground tunnels, and 40,000 armed Hamas militants that actually started this.
Israel has brainwashed you into believing that Palestine with zero fighter jets, zero helicopters, zero tanks, and zero soldiers are oppressing a nuclear superpower with 75-400 nuclear warheads, over 340 fighter jets, 130 helicopters, 1,500 tanks, and 650,000 soldiers.
Stop calling it a war. Israel is not fighting an army; it is fighting defenseless civilians—women, children, and elderly. Call it what it is: GENOCIDE
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Happy diwali guys
Jisko firecracker ke awaz se problem ho usski G*nd main आग laga do !!