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“You’re bearish? Fred Again played a solo set for Dario, Jamie Dimon, and Bill Ackman, and you’re bearish anon?”
BREAKING: Fred Again DJ’d Anthropic’s investor pitch at the top of JPMorgan’s headquarters Dario Amodei sat down with Jamie Dimon in front of Chase Coleman, Bill Ackman and other top investors
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Germans hearing about the Outlook outage after never having transitioned to “Email”
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Jensen Huang has resigned as CEO of Nvidia 🔗 on.wsj.com/4ApW9kr
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"get a tweet out" 🤣
Luke and Ronan's live reaction to Jensen Huang's resignation:
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gonna have to break it to the kids the trip to see Russell Brands pubes is off.
A curiosities museum in London has removed their display of Russell Brand’s pubic hair after he was convicted of rape and sexual assault: “I took them straight off display and have no desire to hear his name again” (variety.com/2026/global/news…)
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The hooks on LinkedIn are getting out of control
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Second mystery male celeb 'has injunction' blocking allegations from being published dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/seco…
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I met with 3 founders building AI-native companies today. I asked all of them the same question: "Is your girlfriend Asian?" None of them had even been with a woman before. Even worse. I told them that their biggest priority from now on should be dating an Asian woman. Preferably Chinese. I stepped out of the sauna, put on a towel, and showed them a framed picture of Mark Zuckerberg and his wife. "This is the only way you're going to defend yourself against CCP honeypots." If that fails, there's always the 'Thiel method'
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litigation
Only 3 ways a smart person can go broke: liquor, ladies, and leverage
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All AI firms need to immediately hire gay CEOs to reassure investors their leadership is not sleeping with Chinese spies.
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Jensen Huang is a dude in his early 60s who wears a leather jacket constantly. He definitely knows that the strippers/insanely hot Chinese spies don't really love him. He's not a moron. Don't rule out the chance that he's been feeding the CCP bad intel this whole time. This is chess, not checkers.
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> Begin a gradual phase-out of nuclear power >Achieve 100% renewable electricity generation by 2060 french logic never fails to amaze me
🇫🇷 FLASH - LFI a dévoilé le programme de Jean-Luc Mélenchon pour la présidentielle de 2027. Parmi les propositions : - Autoriser jusqu’à 3 jours d’arrêt maladie autodéclaré, sans consulter de médecin. - Accorder 7 jours de congé après le décès d’un ami. - Porter le SMIC à 1.700€ net par mois, soit une hausse de 220€. - Ramener l’âge de départ à la retraite de 64 à 60 ans, avec une retraite à taux plein après 40 années de cotisation. - Réduire progressivement la durée du travail à 32 heures par semaine. - Instaurer un service écologique obligatoire de 9 mois pour les moins de 25 ans, rémunéré au SMIC. - Faire rembourser les soins à 100% par la Sécurité sociale. - Prendre en charge les séances de psychothérapie des moins de 26 ans. - Fixer un plafond de 12 millions d’euros pour les héritages. - Augmenter les APL de 10% pour aider à payer les loyers. - Bloquer les prix de certains produits essentiels afin de limiter les hausses excessives. - Revaloriser les salaires des fonctionnaires. - Garantir un revenu minimum aux jeunes grâce à une allocation. - Proposer aux étudiants des repas à 1€. - Limiter à 1 pour 20 l’écart entre les rémunérations au sein d’une même entreprise. - Soumettre les aides publiques aux entreprises à des engagements sociaux et écologiques. - Rétablir l’ISF afin d’accroître l’imposition des grandes fortunes. - Mettre en place la taxe Zucman pour taxer davantage les milliardaires. - Répartir l’impôt sur le revenu en 14 tranches pour augmenter la contribution des plus riches. - Engager une sortie progressive du nucléaire. - Atteindre une production d’électricité issue à 100% des énergies renouvelables d’ici 2060. - Interdire les vols entre 23h et 6h. - Suspendre les zones à faibles émissions (ZFE), qui restreignent la circulation des véhicules les plus polluants dans certaines villes. - Passer de la Ve à la VIe République en donnant davantage de pouvoir aux citoyens. - Supprimer le 49.3, qui permet au gouvernement de faire adopter un texte sans vote. - Intensifier la lutte contre les discriminations, notamment au sein de la police. - Reconnaître comme crime d’État le massacre des Algériens du 17 octobre 1961. - Renégocier les traités européens et refuser l’application de certaines règles européennes jugées incompatibles avec le programme. - Quitter progressivement le commandement militaire intégré de l’OTAN. - Soutenir la création d’un État palestinien aux côtés d’Israël.
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The last thing you see before giving away state secrets to the CCP
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We're hiring for a very important role at Jabroni Capital Come join us in this brave new world
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It's going to be this but for AI researchers
Top of the Democratic agenda on day 1 needs to be a pause on advanced AI development, regulation of this out of control industry, and a ban on artificial superintelligence.
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Top VCs to have at your cap table as of today: Greta Thunberg Nancy Pelosi The solo polyamorous hijabi amputee Reid Hoffman Lowercarbon capital Somali daycare centre owners Anyone who speaks Chinese
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Forbes 30 under 30 to prison pipeline remains undefeated
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Genuinely funny from FT
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I’ve been in London Fields tonight, watching the first ever Lime Bike joust - here’s a thread of my best shots:
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