I Read Your Writing

Hey @vagina_museum some great Vulva art from @RosieMclay terrible photo, sorry, but I hope you can make out the clitoris (if I had a £...)

@vagina_museum saw this by a rooftop pool-new merch?

I have something similar in the flat im doing up #CYP #EUROVISION

G’christmas wishes to all! So much love for @SusanBenesch for starting and enabling my @jonnysun adoration⭐️

Incidentally, he is a lot like those adverts - can't talk about anything these days without boom youtube.com/watch?v=6QwfuRds… round dude with terrible hairstyle stealing the conversation

Oh god I've just realised the DJT cheerleading song is bloody Go Compare...youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TE…

Wisdom and Wordplay, by my client @roberteddison1 in The Times this morning! So proud!

Here she is being Mediterranean

Last one-still life with (never ever still) puppy

Slight amendment (homemade wine)