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Rene in DC 🏛️💖

@ReadyforRene

Major Charcuterie Fan, Unabashed Voluptuary, Serial Dilettante, Poli Sci B.S. + MBA 📚| Perennially Travel-Ready ✈️ [email protected]

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Whose bed have your boots been under? 👢💖✨
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Once again, I love DC! Three days ago I was hungover from Halloween partying, today I'm hungover from election night partying! I've never felt so alive!! 🎉🎊
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Bigger In Texas

Bigger In Texas

Megan Thee Stallion · MEGAN: ACT II · Song · 2024

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For whatever reason, I just have to be the sexiest person at the election watch party, lol 😝
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What you 🫵🏾 need in your life is an extremely hot woman who occasionally dresses just like Ruth Bader Ginsburg 🙂‍↕️
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(It’s me, I’m the hot former mock trial champion.)
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This would work on me 😏
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Don’t let a man “happy Election Day” himself back into your life
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I'm so excited!!! I feel like Leslie Knope right now! 😆 Good luck today guys, especially to those in the proud & glorious nation of Texas!! 🎊🍾🙌🏾
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the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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Looking insanely hot in my IG stories right now, if I do say so myself 😌✨
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Everyone’s collective efforts are not for naught! One might say ab lines are *just* beginning to peek through 🙂‍↕️ Potentialest of abs are very much on display at the fan site! You’re welcome in advance 😌
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@ReadyforReneOct 29
I am officially back in cut mode 💪🏾, which means I’m also back to running a very tight ship! Extra energy for extra patience is sub-nil, so everyone, please be minding your Ps & Qs 🤓 Thanks, MGMT 😌
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Final read of 2025 // First read of 2026!! 📖🥂✨
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@ReadyforRene29 Dec 2025
This year’s big four 🤓📚✨
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I never said I was immune to peer pressure! Now reading (and thoroughly enjoying!) 👑🔪
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What’s the grace period on spooky season? Now reading! 🧟‍♀️
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🥰 👉🏾👈🏾 💕
Debbie Downer (@ANGELBABYBITTY) profile pictureDebbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYNov 1
can somebody else pay my rent i dont want to
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Wait, now I want to hear everyone’s answers, sound off guys! I’m so curious to know whether I’m in the minority here! 🤭
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@ReadyforReneNov 1
I love DC Halloween, what do you mean my friend just reminded me that I (semi-soberly) made everyone at the party play a game of f* marry kill Jon Ossoff, Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani 😭
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There’s literally no way for me to post my costume here without getting flagged, just head to my fan site, I’ll be showing it off today! Hint: 🐈‍⬛✨🖤
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Wait here’s one more hint: 🐆
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I love DC Halloween, what do you mean my friend just reminded me that I (semi-soberly) made everyone at the party play a game of f* marry kill Jon Ossoff, Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani 😭
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My answer: 🚂🤭
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Lena Cartier🧁@thelenacartierOct 25
Overnights are the best, no pressure, no clock ticking, just fun 😉
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@ReadyforReneFeb 26
How quickly can your take your clothes off? Pop quiz 📝
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