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Asked my wife if she wanted to watch a show on Disney+ with me later and she was excited and said yes. She doesn’t know yet that it’s Monday Night Football.
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liking sports is so crazy your team has one good game and suddenly life is worth living and everything is beautiful and you don’t have to worry about anything
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#LemonPepperPerspectives 😭🤦🏽♀️
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The Shane Gillis thing is hilarious to me. Everyone wears revealing clothing to the gym to get attention. Guys that cut the sleeves of their shirt, attention. Women with pants that draw attention to the butt, attention.
Why are people pretending like this is some novel concept? We like attention, and will do things to get it. Totally normal, but the facade of pretending otherwise is hilarious.

























