Washed Up Penn Stater @barstoolsports | Philly Sports, Star Wars, and River Otter Enthusiast

Joined March 2013
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Circle this date and mark my words: The Sixers will win the NBA Finals in the 2021-2022 season. I'm calling it right now
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Oh, HELL nah…They really got Butt Idiot on the TV at the bar right now. I’m closing out and leaving this place, man. Night ruined.
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I’m about to have a fall weekend unlike any other that I’ve experienced: -Penn State on a BYE week -Eagles don’t play until Monday night For once, my Saturday and Sunday won’t revolve around when my football teams play. And I don’t know how to handle it. What should I do?
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This is why I’ll always be a fan of The Brandon Walker College Football Show And Annika Christy Gossip Show. Too many other B*rstool platforms will flippantly cast aspersions on my name. @kingkrabbyp knows what’s up, though.
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When I was looking through old pictures yesterday, I came across this one from our first Jerzday ever on @mostlysports. Absolutely wild to see. Especially considering how we just hit three years in the new Chicago office today. Time flies.
Happy birthday to my guy @EBoKnowss. Couch Boys for life.
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The Sixers went to MSG and beat the reigning champs while only shooting 27% from three They then erased a 29 point deficit last night against the Cavs, despite only making 7 three-pointers on the night They haven’t even shot the basketball well yet. Watch out…#ThrowTheBallUp
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I had to make a postgame video for that Sixers win. I promise I won’t do this after every game. But I just love this team so much already. #ThrowTheBallUp
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Don’t worry, Cavs fans. I’m sure that according to Kenny Atkinson’s analytics, you guys won that game.
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THE 76ERS COME BACK FROM A 29-POINT DEFICIT TO BEAT THE CAVS! LARGEST COMEBACK FOR THE SIXERS THIS CENTURY! WHAT A SCENE IN PHILLY! PLAY THE SONG!!! #ThrowTheBallUp
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I was hatewatching Jaylen Brown’s Twitch streams 6 months ago. Now he’s dominating in a Sixers uniform and I love him to death.
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I hope the haters enjoyed that first half. Because the Sixers are back to being completely electric. Listen to this crowd😂
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In light of us being down 24 at the half, I have elected NOT to make this my pinned tweet
Might make this my pinned tweet
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Might make this my pinned tweet
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Happy birthday to my guy @EBoKnowss. Couch Boys for life.
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Filling in today on @wakeupbarstool. Get in here and watch on FS1 right now!
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A late October sunset in Chicago, Illinois. I love this city, man.
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Good morning. Call your loved ones and tell them that the GOAT still has that dawg in him.
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It’s the happiest of mornings on @wakeupbarstool. Ready to talk about LeBron James on national television! Tune in on FS1 right now.
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Goodnight guys. I am going to bed a happy man. Philly needed this win today. I needed this win today. The new-look Sixers are here and they’re beautiful. My full thoughts: #ThrowTheBallUp
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THE NEW-LOOK SIXERS BEAT THE DEFENDING CHAMPS! THEY SPOIL RING NIGHT AT MSG! THAT’S HOW YOU START A SEASON, FOLKS! PLAY THE SONG! #ThrowTheBallUp
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