Costa Coffee

Helen Mirren just came in and told me I am grinding coffee too loudly!

All coffee free today! Only joking, it's actually very expensive.

No one saw me drop that panini, right?

I put it in a brown bin, nobody really checks these things anyway.

A squirrel just came in the store. It looked lost and helpless. Does anyone know which recycling bin I should put it in?

@GRANTWARDLE156 I have called security. People watching had been outlawed in that particular store.

I've been so emotional today. I started crying at a muffin earlier.

Mistletoe Latte anyone? I'm not personally convinced they're poisonous.

Just got back from a Costa training, this week it's how to deal with pirates. That would have come in handy last week.

Why are all the tables and chairs covered in faeces? And how did that swan get in the stock room? Coffee?

I have no idea how that fingernail got in that sandwich? Some people get upset so easily!

Sunday is Fun Day here at Costas! We will resume normal service once the police investigation is finished.

Panic over, it turns out it wasnt blood it was ketchup. Although we can't open till the body is taken away.

Whoever said olive oil it didn't help, it seems worse if anything.

What's the quickest way of putting out a kitchen fire?

Why would someone even put magic mushrooms into a panini?

How did that owl get in here? FETCH ME MY NET!

We are setting up a Costa Glee Club. More details to follow.

I just made a latte so good I started crying. Everyone is hugging me too, it's all got very emotional.

We are playing Paper, Scissor, Stone only we are substituting them with Muffin, Tong, Brownie. It's a quiet coffee day.