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Psych ward dropout but certifiably nuts. Aspiring comic that's broke. the only plastic I got is an EBT card. dinner is on me ladys

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Joined May 2023
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I took a walk along the Staten Island shoreline that looks upon Manhattan and Brooklyn starting from the 9/11 memorial down towards the Verrazano bridge. The people I passed I said good morning and happy 4th. Over 90% of them said good morning back. the amounts of people that did not say happy 4th back was appalling. Remind you this is prime real estate to watch the 4th of July show. 80% of the people I passed were actually camped out for celebration. They're openly not patriotic while simultaneously participating in the festivities. This city is so fcked thanks to that mind virus. The same mind virus that are getting socialist and commies elected
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And what did the Jews do to him
Jesus kissed the very same Wall.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No record in the Gospels or history shows Jesus kissing the Western Wall. The New Testament describes him teaching and acting in the Temple courts with no mention of any such act, and the custom of praying or kissing at the Kotel emerged centuries later. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleansing… jewishvirtuallibrary.org/history-and-ov… jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Histor… jfjfp.com/there-is-no-we…
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these women complain about men telling them to stay in the kitchen meanwhile they're attracted to pans🤷
Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual trib.al/FHl8hvh
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This....
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this guy got the same foot problems as @bogan_feet
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So using the Russell Brand case as precedent, any woman can wait 20+ years and then go to police and say the sex she had on a particular night all those years ago wasn't consensual so the guy is then guilty. We're living in the twilight zone.
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Like I've been saying the elites playground AKA The Hamptons love employing their Criminal trespassers. They will never allow themselves to clean their own toilet bowls
Gov. Kathy Hochul improved her performance on Long Island by taking advantage of distinct voting shifts, informed by national trends, according to a Newsday analysis of election results. Hochul increased her margins in Democratic strongholds compared to 2022 but Bruce Blakeman couldn't do the same in most GOP areas. Key election districts flipped not because Hochul gained votes but because Blakeman shed the level of support received by Lee Zeldin in 2022. Explore our interactive map of how Long Islanders voted in the 2026 election here: nwsdy.li/4AjFFKI . . . #longisland #longislandny #suffolkcounty #nassaucounty #election
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Replying to @elliosch
an accredited lab posting water filter test results because there's #Glyphosate, #Fluoride & your neighbors' medications are left in your sub-par unfiltered tap water? Go ahead and try not to absorb or breath in any of that in when you shower... 🚿 😰 infowarsstore.com/preparedne…
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Stop projecting nigga
Lots of crazy bastards on this site.  Just saying.
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Why do these trans women always have to have bald heads
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They're bringing back the 90s going postal too soon
At least 3 injured after active shooter incident at post office in Des Moines, Iowa; suspect in custody. - police
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Coming to an American town near you
NOT FOR SENSITIVE VIEWERS: Nigerians chopped a man into pieces and cooked him.
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Fuck off asshole
Over the last two years, Senate Republicans have put up a strong record of accomplishment that’s created safer streets, more money in Americans’ pockets, and new opportunities for families and businesses to get ahead. After fighting Democrat obstruction at every turn, we prevented the largest tax hike in American history, secured our border in an unprecedented way, confirmed the president’s Cabinet at the fastest pace in two decades, and put strong conservative judges on benches across the country faster than we have since the Reagan administration. I’m proud of our team and everything we’ve done for the American people, and I’m looking forward to the important work we have in front of us over the next few months. As we head into 2027, Senate Republicans will not stand idly by as the far-left, socialist wing of the Democrat Party attempts to unwind everything we’ve done. Thankfully, we still have President Trump in the White House, and we’ll work with him to stop the worst impulses of Democrat extremism. We cannot let their fringe positions become the mainstream.
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If you’re a man and you’re struggling right now - just remember nobody cares and it gets worse. Cheers.
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Did you tell @SenSchumer that the cost of beef per gallon was too high @ananavarro ?
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100 lb of that discount beef Wish me luck
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I'm "no expert" but that appears to be a fragment of the elevator from a Learjet 60. Something was strong enough to literally tear the aluminum skin apart. Reference photo is of a LH elevator assembly from a Learjet 60.
From Instagram account “divisionofaero” — Someone found a flight control surface several miles from the crash site. I've emailed these screenshots to the NTSB. This would indicate the aircraft was breaking up prior to impact.
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Now that’s what you call fucking around,the real mission impossible 😂😂😂
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