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DOG NAMES

@RealDogNames

Intrusive thoughts written for the dog you have yet to name

Joined June 2015
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Sorry about your jaw son
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Get your foot out of the water dumbass it’s blood lake
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Uh oh it’s the death canoe
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Widowed :(
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She doesn’t know what it means to have your ass out
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Chesnt ❌ Chestnut ✅
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Scared to tap my debit card because what if it doesn’t work on the first try I will be humiliated
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Slay
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One percent chicken liver
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Honestly kind of annoying dog
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Pits of despair
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Oh ok I’ll clock in again
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Fill me up, never put me down
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I am doing my best
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“Sent as text message” I am so humiliated
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Lilgayboy45
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Ummm
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Ethnic delusion
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Why did you let me in your house
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Literally just some guy
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