BitcoinJohnny

As a reminder, the best time to issue stock is when it is overvalued.

Great news! Want to participate in the anonymous and decentralized world of crypto? Now you can - through a regulated and identifiable central market ETF! #waitwut

Anything good on TV r n? #ScoDucks

The only people who need to announce publicly they have full autonomy are those that don’t.

If I was being arraigned in court and MTG and George Santos showed up to show their support, I'd plead guilty.

RIP The King #10

Should I run the United States of America? I will abide by the results of this poll.

The 47.5% who voted #Elon should keep running #Twitter are the same folks who watch NASCAR hoping for the 200mph ball-of-fire ending. Probably. #twitterpoll Elon Musk polled Twitter on whether he should step down as CEO. Most voters said yes cnb.cx/3FBiNLP

Today I learned that the second string of 6-6 #Florida is worse than the starters of 9-3 #14-ranked #OregonState. I don't think we needed a bowl game to know that. #LasVegasBowl

Set fire to $54B and close?

THIS JUST IN: $JPM has a president AND Jaime Dimon! JPMorgan president says a recession may be price to pay to beat inflation, market bottom not in yet cnb.cx/3VWs1tl

Everyone must buy an electric car. Also, please don't use electricity. California ratchets up the emergency status of the state’s electrical system amid a blistering heat wave, declaring a warning one step away from rolling blackouts bloomberg.com/news/articles/… via @business

This just in: Snap still exists and apparently missed something called "earnings"

Things that are true today: Sunset here is 9:03pm. You can fish one hour after sunset. I could fish until 10pm today. #fishon #tightlines

A #cryptocurrency #stablecoin that is not supposed to trade below $1 is now trading at $0.30. That is all. You may now resume mania.

The #KentuckyDerby race is 2 minutes long. NBC's coverage runs well over 270 minutes. That is all.

DID YOU KNOW: If you think someone would be an awesome member you can invite someone to join your board before they buy 9.2% of your company? #Tr #ElonMuskTwitter

You know things are in free-fall when the financial press feel OK to weigh in and deem it a mess. "The Oscars ceremony was a mess even before Will Smith slapped Chris Rock "cnb.cx/3LipJig

So $AMC is a #SPAC. Who could have ever seen that coming? #inconceivable