@RealLifeFrog

Welcome to my pond.

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Joined January 2026
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NASA I love you but what you did to my home that day was fucked up.
The Golden Age@thegoldenagedApr 27
A frog was blown into the air by 2013 NASA rocket launch
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You saw nothing… I am making my great escape…
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Video credit: sand_art_australia on instagram
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I can see you.
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Picture credit: u/mossyfrogmin
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I can’t believe you saw through my leaf litter disguise….
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Video credit: camargo.jc.bio on instagram
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frog cake done by anuki.bakery
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Recently, some of my followers visited my pond to educate me about various things.
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Video credit: kamilkowalewski1234 on instagram
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Who are you and what are you doing at my pond?
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Video credit: virgilthetherapydog on instagram
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I apologize for my hiatus from frog posting. The frog is very busy with work. The frog will return like the frog always has.
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#1日1カエル She was a fairy…🧚‍♀️
Frog@RealLifeFrogOct 5
My son wanted to show me that he could “fly.” Well to his credit he did… briefly.
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Don’t bully me. I can only walk in short strides…
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My son wanted to show me that he could “fly.” Well to his credit he did… briefly.
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WAIT THATS MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cozy
@cosyposterOct 4
"And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
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I am approaching you… Quickly…
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Video credit: shizu_kaeru on instagram
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Because…
rio 🪲bug oomf@colligocrittersSep 30
why the.. why the.. why..?
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What’s today?
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