Commentary Real President Donald J. Trump

I’m a big fan of Brazil and many other places. And we have a word in American when an entire country gets screwed. And that word is RIGGED! And we have another word, and that word is BULLSHIT! (Also I’m taller than Abraham Lincoln!)

The midterms are FAKE NEWS!

Don Jr. and even Eric Trump are far better than Hunter Biden!

Based on the RIGGED elections in Brazil, Israel and other places, not to mention the rigged election right here in the US in 2020 (remember that one? Joe Biden received 800 million votes!), I will be canceling the midterm elections and declaring MARTIAL LAW! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The condoms I use are RIGGED (for her pleasure!)

The last Papal election was RIGGED!

The Israeli election is RIGGED!

Natalie Harp had a very bad case of cancer. All cancers are bad but hers was maybe the worst ever. But I cured it. I don’t know how. Maybe my policies? Maybe that God loves me more than anyone? Who knows? But, yes, I cured cancer.

Hunter Biden along with Portuguese mercenaries, Venezuelan voting machines and Vatican guards rigged the Brazilian election! @HunterBiden

I have confirmed reports that China… and I have a great relationship with Xi… but China has already rigged our midterms. I’ll need to declare martial law and freeze our current government until we figure out what the hell is going on

The United States military is ready to use its very powerful military, which totally destroyed Iran in three days, against cities and states that illegally vote for Democrats in the midterms!

The United States is ready to intervene militarily if Brazil doesn’t overturn the election!

Not surprising that Brazil starts with the same letter as Biden (B!)! Totally corrupt and rigged, and Sleepy Joe and Hunter were involved!

Any election where the winner isn’t who I want to win is RIGGED!

The election in Brazil was RIGGED!

UK stands for “Ugly Kings”!

Martin Luther King could have accomplished as much for the Black community as I have if he would have watched his diet and lived longer.

Jesus was a terrific guy! I’m a big fan of his, and he of me. I’m not saying I’m better than him though that’s what the Fake Media will say I’m saying. They’re filthy animals. All I’m saying is I’m taller than Jesus.

I think if God asked me to help him make the world, the world would be a much better place. I’m a world class builder. I own some of the premier properties on the planet. Nobody knows things like granite, concrete, grass or flagpoles better than me!

New Mexico will now be known as New America!