Roaming the multiverse, roasting Nazi (and Nazi curious) dickbags. Running interdimensional freight for spare portal fluid. #TheBadActors #CanadianBakin
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Somehow, we've ended up in a crossover of the movies Idiocracy and Canadian Bacon.
Great movies, but neither of them was intended to be a guidebook.
We are living in the stupidest timeline, and I hate it.
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MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name.
Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs.
Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz.
JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman.
Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa.
Mike Johnson's real first name is James.
Rand Paul is Randal Paul.
Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson.
But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
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AOC: One of the things that I find mind-boggling is that whenever we want to expand health care in this country, Medicare in this country, education, everyone’s first question in Washington is: How are we going to pay for this?
Yet every single year, the United States Congress rubber-stamps trillions and trillions of dollars in current and expanded spending without anyone asking at all: How are we going to pay for this?
By the way, the Pentagon has continued to fail every audit. They are paying for it with your health care and lack thereof.
So it’s about time that we flip the equation and start asking, How can we afford war after war after war?
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: MeidasTouch has obtained dozens of NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN photos and videos revealing devastating damage to U.S. military bases from Trump's Iran war.
Troops and military families are breaking their silence, describing being abandoned by their own government.
“It’s so much worse than people realize.” meidasnews.com/news/so-much-…
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All these so-called “independent” Republicans will go right back to voting for Johnson as speaker, confirm every Trump nominee, vote with Trump on everything, and continue doing zero oversight on his corrupt regime. A vote for any one of them is a vote to continue all of that.
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Guy who has complained about George Soros for years has given 4x more than George Soros ever gave in a single cycle, the largest amount spent on a single election by an individual in history
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To Albertans who made their voices heard, and to every volunteer who showed up to help build a stronger, more united Canada: thank you.
This is what Canada strong looks like.
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The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Again:
Why does Musk have operational control over any *military grade* version of anything.
That’s not how DOD contracts work.
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It’s not just Vivek Ramaswamy choosing pedophiles over people.
Ken Paxton’s office offered a man who had faced child-sex-abuse charges a plea deal with one day in jail and no Texas sex-offender registration. Paxton now brags the man did 60. Hoffman served less than a month.
Donors named in the Epstein files gave nearly $4.7 million to Mike Rogers (MI) and groups backing him. Then Rogers said we have to “protect somebody who got on an airplane and rode with him.”
Michael Whatley (NC) appointed a convicted child sex offender to NC GOP leadership and kept him there after parents objected. Trump called Whatley “fantastic.”
As Arizona Senate president, Andy Biggs helped kill a bill to replace the police force in Colorado City, where Warren Jeffs’ child-rape cult held power. Marshals had helped return an underage bride who fled. Biggs says, “I knew what was going on.” And he did nothing when he could have.
Mike Collins (GA) voted against forcing the Epstein files out. Roger Marshall (KS) and Cindy Hyde-Smith (MS) voted to block an amendment that would have required their release. Now Epstein survivors are on TV telling voters what those votes meant.
And Trump and JD Vance stand behind every one of these corrupt pieces of shit.
This is the MAGA ticket. Every single one is on the ballot in two weeks.
MAGA: Protecting Pedophiles Over People Every Time.
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Jamil Jivani and Daniele Smith have met with American candidates and politicians.
Funny I don't seem them in the "foreign interference list."
Pierre Poilievre appeared on Rogan and has gone to the US to meet with candidates.
Not on the list.
You see, MAGA doesn't care about interference at all. MAGA onky cares about causing damage to those that refuse to worship Trump.
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Tom Mulcair: "I don't think that Danielle Smith should be allowed to pose herself as some sort of anti-separatist hero. She's the one who set this thing in motion, and I think that she should be answerable for it."
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Elon Musk threatening Congress with violence is definitely something that will eventually be federally criminally investigated
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Danielle Smith will do and say anything to preserve her job and retain power.
Truth and integrity are as foreign to her as loyalty.
Danielle knows that #ForeverCanadian 500,000 petition signatories didn’t want a referendum and all questions on it were designed by her.
#ableg
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If this country lets Vivek Ramaswamy get away with that ad, you will not believe how foul and disgusting the 2028 and 2030 elections will be.
If you let this pass, you will never put the genie back in the bottle.
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.@jamestalarico after Elon Musk sent $158M to support Ken Paxton:
"Big money is powerful. I don't want to sugarcoat that. The richest man in the world is coming after us, but it is nothing compared to people power. Elon wants our land. He's already trying to buy one of our beautiful state parks down in South Texas. He wants our water for these AI data centers. He wants our taxpayer funds like when he ran that crazy DOGE process, and he wants his very own personal United States senator, and that's what he thinks he can get with Ken Paxton."
