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King

@RealSimonM

Your choices are only as good as your options🥷🏽🦋💫🕊

 Sandton, South Africa
Joined September 2013
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Don't forget to eat bacon to bring justice to all those animals that were oppressed by the pigs on animal farm.
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Our Indian neighbour once called the police on me for slaughtering a goat on new year. Told the police it’s a tradition to slaughter and eat fresh meat. She said it’s animal abuse.
Big B (@bonolo_myburgh) profile pictureBig B@bonolo_myburghOct 28
Black people will want to perform a traditional ceremony that may involve animal slaughter at their homes but won’t be able to because it contravenes “estate rules” or makes the neighbours “uncomfortable”. For some reason, they just comply and go elsewhere.
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Me and overly fine women won’t ever really see eye to eye. Because they are use to a nigga doing anything for them, and I’m use to women doing anything for me. We be at a crossroad.
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I remember it when it was R7 a litre and Albany bread @Albany_Bakery was R8
Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) profile pictureSizwe Dhlomo
@SizweDhlomoOct 6
You guys will say I’m lying but when we were younger, we used to sometimes have bonfires by the beach & a litre of petrol was R 1.
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Not only Zim, all low trust societies
Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) profile pictureSizwe Dhlomo
@SizweDhlomoOct 2
Over the last 48 hours, I’ve learnt that Zimbabweans are very superstitious & spiritual.
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Understand the systems governing whatever room you intend to enter. Prayer is not an excuse for ignorance
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Never confuse being known with being powerful.
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Ignorance of a law does not suspend its operation.
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Okes!! I pray yall marry into a peaceful, simple family eh
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Dangote said he wants the shareholder meeting to happen at a stadium
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Between April - Jan 2026, 5 427 people have been murdered in South Africa. 569 are Women 4 858 are Men Guess which of the two stats my gender wants to be classified as a national disaster.
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Play stupid games win stupid rewards
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Are we forgetting zondo commission?
Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) profile pictureSizwe Dhlomo
@SizweDhlomoAug 28
Is The Madlanga the second greatest commission of all time after The TRC?
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As siblings, when talking to our parents about one of us, we say “your child” followed by whatever the situation at hand is. Olady was complaining about one of my brothers the other day and my response was ‘that’s your child, you raised him.’ lol
Null (@Vhoyde) profile pictureNull
@VhoydeAug 26
Parents get so disappointed when you don't care about their other kids like they do
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lol those ones will threaten to have your family disappear if you mess up😅 I’ve been there
ᴅᴜᴋᴇ 𝖔𝖋 ᴀʀʀᴀᴋɪꜱ 𖤍 (@whotfisDuke) profile pictureᴅᴜᴋᴇ 𝖔𝖋 ᴀʀʀᴀᴋɪꜱ 𖤍
@whotfisDukeAug 13
She's a 2/10 but her dad is a politician>>>>>
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Take the R400k and once you win the WC you jump to R1,8 Million month salary
POWER 98.7 (@Powerfm987) profile picturePOWER 98.7
@Powerfm987Aug 10
[WATCH] @MararaMoabelo questions why SAFA would reportedly offer Pitso Mosimane around R400 000 a month when former Bafana Bafana coach Hugo Broos was earning R1.4 million. He says the disparity raises questions about how South African coaches are valued, arguing that if SAFA can afford to pay international coaches more than R1 million, the same should apply to local coaches. #POWERLunch
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VT (@VusiThembekwayo) profile pictureVT
@VusiThembekwayoAug 6
Forget John Wick. Have you ever seen Ma-Leven?
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How much were you paid for this?
Mzansi Observer (@Aaron_JamesZA) profile pictureMzansi Observer
@Aaron_JamesZAAug 4
Dr. Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma is one of the most useless politicians we've ever produced.
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I though the Same too but Tyla is easy to sell. the sex appeal is gallo, the diva and unique accent.. her shine ✨ and star is to big to steal or dime
Ndeeleh❤ (@sleendeel) profile pictureNdeeleh❤
@sleendeelAug 4
I thought that Elaine was gonna be international like Tyla, I don’t know where it went wrong🥺
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What value does your family add to society?
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We should normalise saying Dutch South African, Indian South African, German South African, British South African, Chinese South African, Nigerian South African, Ghanaian South African, Pakistani South African, Bangladeshian South African
🖍 (@feziledhlamini_) profile picture🖍@feziledhlamini_Jul 17
Modern societies often confuse citizenship with ancestry. A person can be a South African citizen while also acknowledging that their ancestral origins are Dutch, British, German, Indian, Chinese, Zulu, Sotho, Venda or elsewhere. Recognising ancestry alongside citizenship may lead to more honest discussions about history, migration and identity.
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