Joined July 2013
My boy, who is a mummy’s boy askd me to take him up to bed, while up there he said “me loves you dadaa “ and kissed me cuddles in and went to sleep, as far as Friday nights go its the best ever in my life
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Ma boy started nursery Tuesday, in for an hour -rag dolled a wee guy, Tuesday in til lunchtime gave his sister the finger thru the fence, Wednesday heedlocked a wee guy for pushing him, Thursday he broke ma tele 500 doon on a new 1 but 13 year til he moves out 👍
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His teacher said other kid hit first and he retaliated, wee man puttin down a marker 🙄
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Luke McCowan should be deported back tae Dundee
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This Celtic performance is criminal
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Trusty is 6ft shite bag
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The 2hours yer at a kids party that ye know no one at are the longest 2 hours of yer life
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Not a board sympathizer but Iheanacho Is not worth 47 grand a week!
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Teddys just told a wee Spanish boy that can’t speak a word if English he loves sausage rolls and angel slices
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It’s took my 8 and 7 year old daughters 2 hours to pick an outfit get showered and ready while a sit sweating ma cunt in so we can go for dinner, and when a say dinner a mean chips and chicken nuggets fae the all inclusive buffet
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41 years old and av to text ma dad tomorrow when a land so he knows a got to Tenerife ok 😂
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Dropped a bottle a tonic smashed all over the kitchen floor, heard Ally McCoist talk shite, Morocco score all in the space of 6 minutes!
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My Beautiful girls communion
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Over 60’s should be no where near supermarkets after 10 o’clock in the morning 7days a week
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Saturday night my boy in his bed sleeping ,me and my girls watching Titanic, nowhere else I’d rather be ❤️
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Kasper Schmeichel plays like a defender that’s had tae go in goals cos the keepers injured and there’s nae sub keeper
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Went for lunch the day tae a wee cafe up ma way, 2 baked totties 17 British pounds . Am in the wrong game
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Tae the cunt horsing it up and doon ma street in a loud as fuck dirt bike, I hope you die dirt bike related horrible death, hopefully within the next ten minutes CUNT
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