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🎄Holly Jolly Cypress Tree🎄

@RealTimeTrapper

💫 Long Live the Legion 🏆 Award Winning D-List Niche Micro E-Celeb 📖 Read my high concept +100k word LoSH fanfic 🦇 @batville's token character

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Joined September 2025
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All who raise their voices against the Legion will perish!
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James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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@FitMarshmellow
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Replying to @iheartkarazorel
Just like him fr
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BTW if anyone wants, you can find me on Tumblr now. Same handle, same hyperfocus.
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Waiting patiently for issue #3, so I can send more...
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Was explaining her to someone recently...
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New Season.... New Legion Layout 🎄
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So you see, Cypress is not a normal person... Cypress forgot that Spirit Halloween was a literal store you could shop at, Cypress only remembered Spirit Halloween as a spiritual concept--a commentary on modernity. Now Cypress is tweeting in 3rd person...
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My opportunity has finally arrived to use a mass public tragedy for shameless self-promotion. Missing ao3? Go my ongoing 100+k word superhero fan fic on substack (complete with angst and ships etc) 👇 substack.com/@cypresscole
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TK/Atlas âť• (@CLlCKTK) profile pictureTK/Atlas âť•@CLlCKTKOct 29
I’m crying they’re making sad ao3 edits on tiktok
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I'll feed the DC fanfic starved masses while ao3 is down, while they are at their weakest, but only as a means to promote my ultimate agenda.
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The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done, From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won
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Prince Evillo, a very normal gentleman who you should definitely never be suspicious of for any reason.
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Evillo with a new, numerically correct Devil's Dozen using existing Legion villains that loosely align with the Universal Monsters.
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Replying to @archivedrue
To know what sized drink to order when they buy you coffee. There's a wide range, you know.
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Replying to @lcaballero
Is this a threat?
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