don’t make me get money and platinumize my body

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Joined March 2009
Billy this is Christian Eriksen. He’s one of the best attacking midfielders in the world. His defect is he has a pacemaker
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Shovel face is so close to a breakthrough here
Try calling a hospital and asking what a routine procedure will cost. You’ll likely get transferred five times and still end the call without an answer. We're far too prosperous as a nation to accept this as normal.
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You're 47 years old and you took a selfie and sent it to me to brag about how good you look? How are these people real? There are no normal Democrat men. They legit don't exist. (You also need more flags in your bio.)
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@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.
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I am a proud and loyal Democrat. I served in President Clinton’s National Security Council and worked for Madeleine Albright at the State Department. I ran for Congress as a Democrat, have voted Democratic all my life, and expect to continue doing so. But I would never vote for Abdul El-Sayed. In my judgment, he does not represent the values of our party or our nation. I urge my fellow patriotic Democrats in Michigan to leave the Senate line blank or vote for Republican Mike Rogers. This is an exceptional case, and I do not make this recommendation lightly. We can support Democratic majorities nationally while refusing to support a candidate who violates our core values. Loyalty to our party should strengthen our principles, never require us to abandon them.
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“Into my 30s” now because he was caught in a lie about Cheesecake Factory
If Obama had compared Trump's Oval Office to a gold-plated Taco Bell, I'd get the joke. But Cheesecake Factory? I grew up eating at chain restaurants, and even into my 30s, Cheesecake Factory was a fancy dinner my family often couldn't afford. Most Americans get that.
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First Cheesecake Factory in DC opened when you were 22. You can just look it up man.
1. We had it in DC and it was expensive when I was 18. 2. When it opened in Nashville, it was still expensive. Sorry, I didn’t know the exact year it opened. Appreciate the investigation, guys. It’s still high end and expensive for most people. Thanks for watching.
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Criminals being let over the border by little Marco @SecRubio
As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States. The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio . From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
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Hitting hard if you’re stupid personified
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Huck will suck you off to completion for a Netanyahu vote! Get in line!
Today is election day in Israel, which is a national holiday. All voting is in person, ID required. No mail-in or absentee ballots. Arabs vote same as Israelis. Contentious process, but it's a democracy-not many of those in this region!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Arab voters are Israeli citizens. Listing them in contrast to Israelis is misconstruing the facts. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_citi… cfr.org/backgrounders/…
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This is literally all she thinks about. Baby probably laying there hoping to get some attention but idiot mommy is posting the same thing 400 times a day.
This becomes hysterical when you understand the person calling people extremists believes men can get pregnant lol
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For years, eating at Cheesecake Factory or Olive Garden or Red Lobster was a special occasion for many American families. It was a luxury reserved for a graduation or perhaps an anniversary. Meanwhile, Barack Hussein Obama and his spouse regularly dine at upscale restaurants around the world - including one diner where the tasting menu costs $390 per person and another that served $175 steaks. The melted condescension cost extra. No "smelly Walmart people" or bitter Americans clinging to their guns and religion in Obama's puffed up world.
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Sloppin it up to show obummer who's boss!
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
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Whole 20 page menu ordered
Unexpectedly in Washington, and in honor of all of us that Barack Hussein Obama looks down on, had lunch at @Cheesecake Factory!
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Incredible video sir
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Obama mocking Cheesecake Factory tells you everything about how out of touch political elites are. Growing up, eating there was a special occasion for my family, just as it is for millions of Americans today. Obama is telling on himself here.
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A fun thing to do at Halloween parties this weekend is ask grok to do an epic roast on unhinged mode
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Damn. It's joever
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Bob Maplethorpe retweeted
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two straight conservative men forced to kiss as Lula begins rolling out terrifying left-wing agenda in Brazil.
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Ok slingblade
Can anybody name ONE example of where the political right has rigged an election in recent years? It’s almost ALWAYS the left that rigs elections. It’s comforting to know that this problem exists outside of the United States too, but it SHOULDN’T exist period.
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