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Joined August 2009
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…and the story keep on getting worse
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In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”
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…a mixed signal is a clear signal #staydangerous
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…………………………………& it’s gotta be pink?
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Kobe’s 2006 tape alone will have the kids going back and watching and they will conclude this is the 1-2 greatest player ever. We won’t have to talk much when they see it for themselves
On one hand it’s annoying how much Kobe fans love the eye test And then you watch Kobe highlights yourself and understand why they do
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24 years ago today 🐍 FROBE BRYANT wrote '34' on his Adidas shoes in honor of Shaq (suspended 3 GMS for throwing a punch at Brad Miller) & then did this to the Grizzlies in 3 quarters: 56 PTS 21/34 FG 4 AST 3 3PT LAL 120 - MEM 81 📼 @oldskoolbballx
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Funk this tight should come with a warning label — The Brothers Johnson in full effect.
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Sade dancing might just be the smoothest thing on earth.
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Sade live with “Is It a Crime” — sublime doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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😂😂😂😂AYE MAN..why D Man just outta nowhere say “…Omarion been faking us out fa years..smh this 🥷 not even really cold like that…..I can beat this nigga..” 😩😩😂😂😂
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Just decided I’d like to enter the career field of SUBSTITUTE TEACHER …I’m gonna start with MATH and work my way down to P.E.
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“ Tony blowing up this!…Missile strike that!”…fam…it’s BatMan..smh that shit don’t work! He’ll just disable ya shit! That’s what he is forrrrr!!! Genius Billionaire Dective with advanced weaponry and hands 🥊 dipped in the blood of satan..Bruce would beat the 💩 out of Tony…
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Seen the Batman VS Iron Man convo on here..I just wanna say y’all got BRUCE all the way fkd up! Smh
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Tris J retweeted
NEW LEAK 🚨 LIL UZI VERTV- Yessir
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just found these guys on tiktok who impersonate first take and it’s now my favorite account of all time
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…I wholeheartedly hate the Celtics, but they got a light skin Kobe & he is a 1V1 nightmare!!!
Jayson Tatum Round 1 isolation scoring
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Tris J retweeted
Luka Doncic pre-American food
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…ima cold mf…that being said, I know better than too pick a fight with a Polar Bear…I’ve seen how that plays out and I don’t wanna ever see that again…
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