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New Jersey
Joined July 2009
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He can steal Jalen’s celly but he can never steal his Finals MVP
Straight from the source:
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Feel like Rapidash gotta be the RB right?
Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
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Tell me you don't know ball without telling me you don't know ball
The Knicks through shit at a wall and one time it stuck. "Let's sign everyone from CAA and all ex Leon rose clients" is not an actual strategy. It didn't work with eddy curry, Andrea Bargnani or Carmelo Anthony
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This feels like a @DougJBalloon bit
WSJ Editorial Board: So if the economy is good, why do Americans feel so glum? The likely answer is the hangover from the Biden inflation, which continues to erode wage gains and make it hard to save. Border taxes and higher gas prices haven’t helped. wsj.com/opinion/u-s-economy-…
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Do the constitutional absolutists just ignore separation of church and state? Does absolutism only apply to 2A?
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord"
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There is zero chance the Knicks will shake up their literal championship roster to trade NBA Finals hero OG in his prime for an aging, oft injured vet. I'm willing to give benefit of doubt that this account excluded some context but media needs to do better with these mock trades
Potential Trade Scenerio (Per Eric Jay Santos via @SInow): Knicks receive: • Kevin Durant Rockets receive: • OG Anunoby • Pacome Dadiet • Draft Compensation "There is a perception within some NBA front offices that Durant is no longer a high-value commodity on the trade market. This may add a sense of urgency for the Rockets to explore trade options sooner rather than later." (Per Eric Jay Santos via @SInow)
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OG is 29 years old and is inarguably a better fit with this roster than 38 year old KD is. He's on a better contract and has years left on his prime. Just value for value this makes absolutely no sense for the Knicks and Leon has shown time and again he's not this dumb
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This is a completely unrealistic timeline...if AOC is president and all of this happens she will def abolish the electoral college so you won't have to worry about the additional states in the electoral college. Get a grip dude.
You sat out the Midterms to "teach Republicans a lesson". They didn't learn anything. The year is now 2031, the 2030 Midterms just concluded and the GOP flipped three Senate seats! Here's the problem...Democrats won the Senate in 2026. They abolished the filibuster, as there was no Sinema or Manchin to protect it this time, and blocked all of Trump's judges. Then, in 2028, they rode a sluggish economy back to the White House. President Ocasio-Cortez made it a point to instantly pack the Supreme Court to 17 justices, overturning Roe v. Wade, gutting the First and Second Amendments, and more. There was also another border surge of 10-20 million illegal aliens. Legal immigration has been doubled under the Immigration Act of 2027, a comprehensive expansion of the 1990 Act. The US became majority nonwhite under the 2030 census. Then, as the Senate was deemed "racist" and "rooted in White Supremacy", they decided to vote on adding states to the Union as "reparations for nonwhite non-representation". This gave 2 seats each to American Samoa, Guam, the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Washington, DC (but NOT evil white supremacist Northern Mariana Islands, because they vote Republican). They also split up California into three states, citing "efficiency" reasons they refused to explain. They also passed a "gerrymandering ban", which led to "independent commissions" creating inexplicably gerrymandered maps that included 3 blue seats in Kentucky, and 4 in Missouri. Not to mention only a single red seat in Illinois. The Senate rushed through single payer healthcare, which caused a massive tax hike in exchange for subpar DMV-run healthcare that leads to shortages and wait times. Then, they passed through a blanket amnesty for 60+ million illegal aliens and other foreign visaholders. While they still cannot legally vote until 2036, they will make up 25% of the electorate when they do. Despite all that, much of the 'retard right' continues to call President Ocasio-Cortez "the most America First President in history" because she cut all foreign aid to Israel and arrested Benjamin Netanyahu (who is now cellmates with former President Donald Trump in Riker's Island). While patriots are routinely censored once again, these grifters are not for some reason. Even if Republicans manage to win the 2032 presidential election in most key swing states, as some polls have them doing, it is unclear if they will be able to win it by enough to overcome the additional states in the electoral college. But even if they do, it is unclear at this point if a GOP victory would be certified. JD Vance has already been arrested, and Marco Rubio has been deported to Cuba for hate speech (the only deportation of her term since ICE was abolished in early 2027), leading many to speculate who the next man up in the GOP would be. Guys, don't let this happen, because it will. Get the fuck out and vote.
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There is zero chance that this guy is a New Yorker or has even ever been to the memorial site. Maybe the most ridiculously ill informed and tone def takes I’ve ever seen on this hell site
Can I just say… I despise this. Just two open wounds in downtown Manhattan that we failed to rebuild. We could’ve built a beautiful 9/11 memorial and still built back the twin towers bigger and better than before. Instead we have these gaping holes, a monument to the weakness and incompetence of the people running NYC. Honor the victims and REBUILD.
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There is no man with a knife, gun, bazooka, grenade, nuke or anything that can stop me from continue to celebrate the first Knicks title of my lifetime
One week until football season in NYC begins
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Yes, I’m quite sure thanks
Are we sure the Nets aren’t better than the Knicks this season? MBJ < Brunson Egor > Hart MPJ > Mikal Randle > OG Dayron < KAT (close but slight edge) Bench Nets = Knicks Jordi > Mike Brown Nets have 2 all-star caliber forwards, and a hungry team.
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Shai was forced to watch Brunson beat the team he couldn’t and win Finals MVP this year?
Brunson was forced to watch Shai beat the team he couldn't and win Finals MVP the year before?
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As a Cuse graduate who is still paying loans and not particularly close to being done paying loans I find it absurd that they don’t have a huge surplus given how ridiculous tuition costs are
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This app is such a bizarro world. Did we literally not just see the Knicks absolutely trash him in the playoffs? Mitch put him on an all time meme? Swept with an average margin of victory over 20 points? What alternate universe is half this app tweeting from?
Against the Knicks in the 2025-2026 regular season, Joel Embiid averaged: 32 PPG 10.5 RPG 5 APG Knicks don’t have anyone that can guard him.
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What I love about the discourse on this app is everyone who been saying “Knicks are trash they’ll never win a title” have no pivoted to “Knicks are trash they’ll never go b2b see you in another 50 years” and think that still hits the same while Larry currently lives at MSG
When they finally gonna understand they won’t go b2b and slowly realize that the spurs really give them the chip cuz of a lack of experience by our players and coach and also realize that they won’t gonna win a chip for a another 50 + years its gonna be so beautiful
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Giiiirl you can’t be serious right now
Sophie Cunningham: "The WNBA media, all we ever do is cover everything except basketball ... You can talk about other things, those are great stories, it shows fans who people outside of the court, but I think we gotta keep the main thing the main thing."
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No different today tbh
Right wing lunatic racist if you posted this 4-5 year ago btw
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