(Adam) Corporate sellout, part time @emonitela DJ, full time picture of my dog poster. he/him
New Market, MD
Joined September 2010
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Patrick Stump is wearing fancy little hats again, nature is healing and Fall Out Boy is back
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she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source.
'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me.
My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
There is now a non-zero chance it happens at a rally while Super Bass is blaring – at New Market, MD
God I don’t ask you for a lot but pleas make this happen – at Montgomery Village, MD
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
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‘THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL’ has returned with a new Christmas commercial for Walmart.
Starring Walton Goggins as Ebenezer Scrooge.
My toxic trait is that I actually really want that @ChipotleTweets big bag – at New Market, MD
Taylor Swift is such a coward… she has one of the largest followings in the world and she could literally just repost Ms. Rachel posts or something to speak out on Gaza but she seems perfectly content to live in her honeymoon phase and write shitty songs about Cleveland – at New Market, MD
I could never be a reporter because I would have slapped the shit out of his orange, sweaty face by now – at New Market, MD
Bread Week on Bake-off is always almost pornographic but this season their first challenge is GARLIC BREAD and I’m feeling FRISKY – at New Market, MD
I’m at a show with like 10,000 people and all I’m seeing on phone screens are these videos – at Washington, DC
