Stand-up comic, irregular actor. Quaffer of Some Wines & Spirits, gentleman adventurer, accomplished murderer. I collect tropical fish and eat them. Move along.
Hot salad. According to this poster I'm not gigging tomorrow at Leith Depot but I bloody well am. And it's going to be gorgeous. So do come and we'll all have a whizzy jolly time of it.
Tell your friends, enemies and any more advanced pets. Let's DO THIS.
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Tonight I'm MCing for @comedystoreuk at @OSOArtsCentre in SW13. Your opening act is the rather wonderful @TimRenkowcomedy and your closer be the equally splendid @funmbi Omotayo. Flippin' Nora! (Is indisposed). Come along now. Well, not now, starts at 8.
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