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Phoenix, AZ
Joined December 2011
Dan and I are going to sf for the giants v diamondback pokemon game next month 😱🤗 Our first big trip to show him my favorite place on earth…other than next to him #sfimback
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FYI, to all the wives and girlfriends of the men I work with I smell those men. I definitely do not want them. That is all. #bluecollar #womeninmenfields
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Thank you Brent for sending me Dan ♥️
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I used to be the girl that said “ I’m not doing wife duties on a gf salary” because I did that before. I gave my everything to a man that didn’t even like me. He settled. But you bet your ass I’m doing wife duties on a gf salary for my man now.
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He’s healing a heart he didn’t break, loves me so loudly and proudly, has done nothing but make my life better. So I’ll take the smallest things off his plate just so he can breathe better
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I think about the time I was SA in college. Actually reported it. And they did nothing but make him move out of the dorm during the investigation but moved him back after they found “ he did nothing wrong”. So crazy.
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Leanne ⚓️ Potter retweeted
Tampons are taxed. Abortion is illegal. IVF is under threat. But Vıagra is covered by insurance. Being a woman is exhausting.
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Trying to explain to my new man why I won’t play Fortnite was like trying to put a circle in a square hole 🤦‍♀️ I can’t even explain it. I just want a pc back so I can play #splitgate 😭😭😭😭
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Hey @Sephora I love picking samples I’m excited about to try just to not get them in my order! When I spend more money to get the freebies🤣🤣🤣🤣 to try!@ultabeauty would never
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Dating a blue collar man as a blue collar lady hits different Wym you have a harness I can use and you’ll go run to your shop to grab it and it’s 9pm #BlueCollar #bluecollarmen
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Screaming my MAN my MAN my MAAAAANNNNN @ this one #cuffingseason #boyfriends
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Screaming I think I’m okay last night at @machinegunkelly healed a little part of me I didn’t know needed that
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Started the year with one man, ending it with another. He may be the best one yet
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He knows me uncomfortably well
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This man can’t take a picture of himself to save his life….but his car?? Golden. #guybestfriends
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I love my friends having my location 🥺you mean you waited up for me on my date😭
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This man be clocking my phone when I send him screenshots. “Charge your phone” “Delete text messages 190 is too much” “Too much cheetah print” 🙃🙄🙄🙄 if you’re in love with me just say it
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Hope you won’t need me the weekend of October 3rd. I’ll be watching mean girls with my new best guy friend and the next morning hitting cars and coffee
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