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Genius.
This man has single-handedly discovered the formula for destroying an entire civilization!
🇫🇷 FLASH - LFI a dévoilé le programme de Jean-Luc Mélenchon pour la présidentielle de 2027. Parmi les propositions :
- Autoriser jusqu’à 3 jours d’arrêt maladie autodéclaré, sans consulter de médecin.
- Accorder 7 jours de congé après le décès d’un ami.
- Porter le SMIC à 1.700€ net par mois, soit une hausse de 220€.
- Ramener l’âge de départ à la retraite de 64 à 60 ans, avec une retraite à taux plein après 40 années de cotisation.
- Réduire progressivement la durée du travail à 32 heures par semaine.
- Instaurer un service écologique obligatoire de 9 mois pour les moins de 25 ans, rémunéré au SMIC.
- Faire rembourser les soins à 100% par la Sécurité sociale.
- Prendre en charge les séances de psychothérapie des moins de 26 ans.
- Fixer un plafond de 12 millions d’euros pour les héritages.
- Augmenter les APL de 10% pour aider à payer les loyers.
- Bloquer les prix de certains produits essentiels afin de limiter les hausses excessives.
- Revaloriser les salaires des fonctionnaires.
- Garantir un revenu minimum aux jeunes grâce à une allocation.
- Proposer aux étudiants des repas à 1€.
- Limiter à 1 pour 20 l’écart entre les rémunérations au sein d’une même entreprise.
- Soumettre les aides publiques aux entreprises à des engagements sociaux et écologiques.
- Rétablir l’ISF afin d’accroître l’imposition des grandes fortunes.
- Mettre en place la taxe Zucman pour taxer davantage les milliardaires.
- Répartir l’impôt sur le revenu en 14 tranches pour augmenter la contribution des plus riches.
- Engager une sortie progressive du nucléaire.
- Atteindre une production d’électricité issue à 100% des énergies renouvelables d’ici 2060.
- Interdire les vols entre 23h et 6h.
- Suspendre les zones à faibles émissions (ZFE), qui restreignent la circulation des véhicules les plus polluants dans certaines villes.
- Passer de la Ve à la VIe République en donnant davantage de pouvoir aux citoyens.
- Supprimer le 49.3, qui permet au gouvernement de faire adopter un texte sans vote.
- Intensifier la lutte contre les discriminations, notamment au sein de la police.
- Reconnaître comme crime d’État le massacre des Algériens du 17 octobre 1961.
- Renégocier les traités européens et refuser l’application de certaines règles européennes jugées incompatibles avec le programme.
- Quitter progressivement le commandement militaire intégré de l’OTAN.
- Soutenir la création d’un État palestinien aux côtés d’Israël.
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There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year
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The funniest thing about this administration is that if Obi enters and ends up doing well as expected . We will be told Tinubu ‘laid’ the foundation😂
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Las feministas gringas estaban tan obsesionadas con El Cuento de la Criada, que votaron para hacerlo realidad.
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If Bukele can successfully pacify Haiti, he should be allowed to keep it.
🚨#BREAKING: Haitians take to the streets singing songs praising El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele as Salvadoran troops push back gangs.
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🚨JUST IN: Tenerife will FINANCIALLY SUPPORT Jesus de Miguel’s one-year-old daughter until she is 18.
Jesus de Miguel tragically passed away on Tuesday.
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Madueke is coachable, backs himself to succeed and wants to entertain.
There’s been a petition to not sign him (pathetic), loads of online abuse (even more pathetic) and he still wants to join? And backs himself to compete with Saka?
But people complain about his mentality?😂
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Call a dad a deadbeat for neglecting his kids, but a mom kills a baby in the womb and you call it choice.
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In 4 years, Arsenal have lost 21 games.
Half of those games were lost in 2022/2023 season.
This is why they call Arsenal boring.
We are winning too much.
We have receipts for everything man
Why Tottenham's penalty vs Arsenal WAS correct - despite Harry Kane being offside
mirror.co.uk/sport/football/…
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Hats off to Noni Madueke. Most improved player at Arsenal this season. He has been fantastic and deserves his flowers. Work rate is also top level. Didnt stop running didnt stop trying. The fans can get behind that. Class 👌🏽
GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY
Good day, Mr President.
I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office.
I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target.
Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world.
Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government.
The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens.
A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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🚨Arsenal’s penalty decision SHOULD have been given according to the Premier League rules... claims BBC’s Dale Johnson.
Kai Havertz isn’t considered ACTIVE when his shirt was pulled, because he wasn’t attempting to play the ball or challenging the Hull opponent for the ball.
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🚨 NEW: Labour MPs have summoned c2c rail bosses to explain the worsening train delays following nationalisation
Since being nationalised, the proportion of trains arriving on time has plummeted from 94% to just 71.5%
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