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Its-a me! (NSFW DNI) (Not affiliated with Nintendo or the official Super Mario series) (ran by @JesusLo38624828) Strawpage: https://xitter.gq/t.co/LNifBsx81R

Mushroom Kingdom
Joined May 2026
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Look-a like Mario's got a new way for you to talk to him! It's-a called a "Strawpage" Mario hopes he gets a lot of-a messages from-a friends! redpaisano.straw.page
Its-a me, Mario! Mario heard that there's another kingdom that needs-a help! Though... This-a kingdom doesn't seem-a normal to Mario. Whatever may be the case, Mario is-a always glad to help. Lets-a go!
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.... Do you need a day off? Mario can help take care of-a them if-a you need it
it is … surprisingly difficult to take care of three kids .
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Mario trained under that-a guy Mario think you made a good choice
Guess I’ll rename myself to kindness.
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Well you've-a got Mario there, you are Mario's favorite, hehehe! Other than Luigi, of-a course Say, how big do you think this-a thing was?
🍷: “What can I say? Your favorite huntress knows what she’s doing!”
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Woah! That seems like a pretty big hunt!
[#UnholyCrusadeR - Neutral/WoTW Int] [Wine was sitting atop one of her latest hunts, the remains torn to pieces beneath her from the fight she had just been in… not that it looked anything other than one sided.]
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//Yo, btw it's currently my birthday So uhhh Yeah Do that as you will I am now 18
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Oh! Thank you!
// Sorry gng. Last post before sleeping. // Free Mayhem hugs for you all. ^^
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No problem! Just-a... Don't tell your mother... And don't get hurt here Your mother would-a KILL Mario if-a either happened...
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Fair.... .... *Mario discreetly looks side to side before passing Niko some money* *Mario whispers to Niko* Make sure you arm yourself properly
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But like There's-a alcohol here And minors can't have alcohol
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Hello! Mario may not know who you are entirely, but you do sound familiar! Mario wave back at-a you!
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Uhmm... You do know you're laying on-a Mario and not a bed, right?
Mrawww… *curls up on your lap and falls asleep..*
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NIKO!? YOU CAN'T BE HERE!! THIS-A PLACE ISN'T FOR CHILDREN!!
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//Ouuggghhh shittings 👀 Though who may be the one giving me the gift, if I may ask?
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Wait what? WAH! OOF!! ... Hi Nyan...
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#parodybreach [It seems like Mario's been in this cell for a while now...] [Talk to him?]
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Oh Hello! What do you want?
mrawwwww... *paws at you as you scroll by*
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Guess you finally came for-a Mario's world after all... Mario was a fool to trust you back then...
Replying to @RedPaisano
@RedPaisano { ROUND TWO } //Wasn’t sure of what flashy effects to add so I added none so yes this is a bit of a lazy edit 💔
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