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Rory

@RedShortKing

I always hate making bios. Proud American. Proship. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Doc(T)or FDR Hater (@fdr_h8r) profile pictureDoc(T)or FDR Hater@fdr_h8rOct 24
The Japanese do not worship Americans, the Japanese and Americans are simply friends and it drives the third world insane
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Salina ~*❤️ Retweets are appreciated :D #helluvabossnsfw #NSFW #rule34 #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelnsfw
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Another Velma pin-up for Spooktober
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You can imagine some poor Birt being pushed to his limits by American wizards and their wands. Haida shaman: Red cedar and a feather from the first raven Brit: Wow, that's amazing, but.... Lumberjack wizard: Douglas fir and the gutstrings of an exploded gumbaroo! Brit: Wow. That's quite some... Dine/Navajo wizard: Desert juniper and skinwalker hide. Brit: Ha! Wait...are you serious? Lakota Wizard: The lodgepole pine of this wand was taken from an arrow that killed a man from the Seventh Calvary at Little Bighorn and has a core of sacred white buffalo hair. Brit: Um...Wow, that's kinda... Prospector Wizard: That ain't nuttin' pardner! (Spits) This here wand is made from creosote timbers from the cursed Dutchman mine and the tongue of the Bear Lake monster! Brit: Well that's certainly... Southern gambler wizard: Amatuers. Let me show you the wand of a real professional. (Pulls slowly from a leather holster) The wood is from the notched rosewood gun handle that killed John Hardin and the core is a fiber from the rope that hung Nat Turner. Especially good at curses and divination. Brit: Merlin's Beard!! Do you Americans have no standards or regulations?! Where is your ministry of wandmaking?! Prospector Wizard: Oh, that reminds me! If the Bureau of Wands, Orbs and Potions comes asking, I lost this wand in a boating accident. Others nodding: Same. Ditto.
Kitty (@TheRealKitty019) profile pictureKitty
@TheRealKitty019Oct 21
North American wands would be the most cursed shit imaginable. Like “Yeah it’s made from sugar maple and bigfood ballhair” “Wait say that again?” “Oh, sugar maple, yeah the wand is a bit sweet sometimes-“ “No the other one”
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Mass Effect deserved better than this
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Another year, another visit from your favorite Scary Godmother! 🎃🍭
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Ahhhh Lux being a bigger red flag than Jinx 😩😩😩 insert “Lux is crazier than Jinx” tag 💙💛🤭 #lightcannon
Kenko ⊹. ˚₊ (@__kenko) profile pictureKenko ⊹. ˚₊@__kenkoOct 17
Qué tan redflag creo que eres dependiendo de tu main
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you look lonely...
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Ellie@Elmo_uiOct 17
Tenzin never warned Korra because he had no reason to. In fact, he admitted that Korra had a lot to learn from Unalaq, but wanted her to finish her airbending training first. Korra decided to focus on the spirits because it was more urgent. Tenzin respected her decision and left.
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Ellie (@Elmo_ui) profile pictureEllie@Elmo_uiOct 17
I wonder where the misconception that Korra was warned about Unalaq by the people close to her came from. It's such a famous lie and I need to know who started it.
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If only he would have gotten to see this day
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They made the fusion reborn feat canon YEAHHHHHHH
Sezar (@Sezarax) profile pictureSezar
@SezaraxOct 13
Ssj3 goku seemingly shook the afterlife/otherworld Dbs beerus ep2 preview
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FUGTRUP
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This goes hard. By 2204design
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KorraAsami suffered a lot of censor from Nickelodeon + homophobia AND biphobia. Which is, indeed, unfair. Many sapphic ships got their kisses at very last minute (when their shows could end) or their shows got cancelled because of their kisses. All that fighting was to allow this
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OOW Reproduction of the shortened .30-06 ''Jungle BAR'' used by the USMC.
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Everyone cheering about avatar having their first “gay couple” but we had korrasami for YEARS and we had to deal with them getting censored over and over again. As well as people being Homophobic. But when it’s a mlm couple everyone is celebrating and there’s no censoring???
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Korrasami shippers are valid to be annoyed given their lack of content so calling them ungrateful is weird
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I finally finished it Here's to Avatar Korra! the savior of the world, protector of humanity, the godmother of the new Air nation and loving wife of Asami Sato I love you sm Korra. And I will always defend you #AvatarSevenHavens
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WE ARE LOSING THE SACRED TEXTS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A SHOW WITH 22 EPISODES FOR FIVE SEASONS AND THEN 18 FOR THE LAST TWO IS TOO LONG??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!??? THIS IS HOW TV IS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Replying to @InhumanUpdates
it's just too lengthy sbjsjbsjbsjbsjbsjb
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