US Navy keeps putting recruitment ads all over my feed soeey i dont like taking it up the ass enough to join ur gay little boat club
My life needs to culminate in something like this happening 2 me tbh
Replying to @eepyinsomniac0
I wanna gag a cute boy with his crumpled up missing person poster before calling the number on it and purring the phone just out of his reach
Hmphg? Hfmph? I don't think they understand you, baby. You're gonna have to speak up. Rescue is right there! You just need to tell them
Introducing my irl friends to my page and being offended bc they dont like any of my banger posts about fucking robots











