Can't catch me! I'm the Gingerbeard man!

Four living people who represent your politics. I’ll start.

Tillamook better start checking those expiration dates. 😂 Opened block cheese: 3–4 weeks. Slices: 1–2 weeks. Shredded: about 1 week. Problem is, nobody wants it. At this rate they’re gonna have to start handing out free cheddar in the parking lot just to clear the shelves.

Tillamook didn’t just slap a new symbol on the package. The company changed its cheesemaking process years ago, switching to a vegetarian rennet that carries Halal certification. Today, Tillamook says the majority of its cheeses are Halal certified. That was a deliberate business decision to make the product meet Islamic dietary standards. They’re free to do it. And I’m free to say I don’t like it one bit.

Politicians be like…..

It makes me so sad as an American whose first real political memory was watching 9/11 as a child while I was eating breakfast to know that 25 years later, a Muslim is the mayor of New York City. I will never not be bothered by Republicans who make excuses for Muslims holding office in America. I grew up watching the War on Terror on TV everyday. I didn’t watch cartoons. I watched news coverage from Iraq and Afghanistan everyday which taught me everything I needed to know about how barbaric Islam is from a very young age. The younger generation will never understand. I didn’t play with Magic cards. I played with Iraqi most wanted cards. They were my favorite cards. As a kid! And I grew up to be a patriot.

Our multibillionaire President’s Labor Day message is telling the American tax paying slaves they don’t work enough and need to work more to fund his historically high government spending, never ending Iran War, and import his foreign mystery meat, while he goes golfing at one of his many private golf courses with his best buddies in the Epstein class. Meanwhile in the real world college graduates can’t find a job, in most families both parents work their tails off, many Americans work 2-3 jobs just to make ends meet, and the national price of gas is still above $4/gallon. It’s not the American people who need to change their ways. Actually, they voted for Trump to change the Swamp in order to Make America Great Again! But instead, it turns out Trump was the very snake he warned about all along.

We give $325 billion to Iran. They can’t have nuclear weapons, the same way our intel agencies confirmed they didn’t have before the war. And the strait of Hormuz, that was open before the war, is now open again. Those are literally the benefits to America from the peace deal.

On June 8, 2026, I’ll speak on the floor of the House to honor and memorialize the brave crew of the 🇺🇸 USS Liberty who died and were wounded in an unprovoked attack by 🇮🇱 Israel on June 8, 1967. Catch my speech on @cspan.

I’ll be exposing the swamp for 7 more months before you get to unwrap your present from the globalist billionaires.

You’re either MAGA or the enemy. There is no in between.

Dear Republican voters, Your party is going to be in trouble in the midterms. It’s looking like the GOP is going to lose a good number of seats. But, instead of putting all of their money and effort into trying to keep those seats, your party is dumping an unprecedented amount of money and effort into trying to remove @MassieforKY. They are more concerned about getting rid of a conservative who goes against the party occasionally than they are about losing seats to actual Democrats. Ask yourself why that is. Really think about it. There’s no way that, given their stated goals, Massie is more of a roadblock than a literal Democrat. If that’s the case, then what are their REAL goals?

Israel won in Kentucky. They will 100% control the Republican Party now. They will not serve America, they will only serve Israel.

The most consequential Republican primary for Israel is happening in Kentucky haaretz.com/us-news/2026-05-…

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman. His crime? Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover. If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will. Go Massie!

The first version of the Big Beautiful Bill defunded sex changes for minors. But the final version that everyone but me voted for, in fact the version that Donald Trump signed, put all of that money back in!

Yep, a true patriot funded by a foreign country’s lobby. Doesn’t get any more patriotic than that.

This is actually taking place right now.

I like how Donald Trump placed tariffs on goods that were paid for by the struggling US middleclass only to be forced to use the tax money stolen from the struggling US middleclass to give to the corporations that passed those costs onto consumers. That was really cool of him.