Reece Foster

Struggling to agree an appearance fee at the minute , also im not convinced I’ll get sufficient air time as it seems to be only sav that’s allowed to talk

Up the gills 🍊

Ibiza end of the month , Amsterdam November and @JJHillz signs for Gill Dons , what a year this is

Iggy might

Bender from Futurama

Sven Bender

Lars Bender

Sometimes iiiiiiiii fantaaaaaasiiiiise

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Be sure to tell me it's hot out please everyone as incapable of making that observation myself .

I woke up at 5.23 am today and the dog had done a shit the shape of a turkey dinosaur ,this happens daily so the election effects nothing

Unwilling to confirm or deny reports I was spotted leaving co op with 3 large pot noodles moments ago

She looked cold I said it's alright , come with me and fight the good fight

See man eating fridge raiders I tell man shut up

Heavens above

Good lord

NOT EVEN JOKING just seen Sharon from Eastenders buying a gerbil in Pets At Home

'My brother used to have a Mark Hughes video'- Luke Davis

Look out for me on 'Can't pay we'll take it away' as they seize my lego or dads dog . Apparently you can't just cancel a direct debit to BT

Accumulators on women's and Dutch football today then