I’m here for the sh!ts and giggles. 👋🏾🤭🫣😘
London, England
Joined February 2018
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🚨 NEW: Over-65s in the UK now own £2.25 trillion in property wealth - equivalent to around 75% of the UK's GDP
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Teams surviving the outage while Outlook dies is the most Teams thing ever. It refuses to die, refuses to be useful 😄
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Black British people have not asked for this. What we have asked for and what has been repeatedly ignored despite multiple reports and inquiries showing growing institutional and systemic racism is change. Change that stops Black women dying in childbirth at nearly three times the rate of white women, that ends unjust police searches and violence against Black people, that tackles bias against young Black children in schools, and that delivers better housing in areas with large Black populations.
It's not clear to me why you as a white man irrespective of your position @andyburnham is speaking over hundreds of thousands of Black voices and incorrectly using our identity especially in this current climate.
Andy Burnham has said he would 'want to support' a bill to add 'Black English' and 'Black Asian' as options on the census.
Currently, the only English option is 'White English' with 'Black British' and 'Asian British' options available.
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Angela White has never canceled a porn scene because of her period. Nobody in porn does. She uses a makeup sponge with a little silicone lube, pushes it "as far as you can," and says the guys don't even feel it. The real horror stories start when girls can't get it back out.
In the video below, she explains it like a nurse walking you through a routine procedure.
The Trash Tuesday hosts ask a simple question: how do you prepare for a scene?
For a regular scene, she says, it's like getting ready for a date. Shower. Wash your hair. Wash your face. Moisturize your whole body.
Then the parts nobody tells you.
They douche before regular scenes - but not with the solution in the bottle. "That's really bad for your vaginal health." They pour it out and fill it with warm water.
Enema? Only for anal scenes.
And the night before an anal scene, she doesn't just "eat light." She knows her own transit time - how many hours food takes to go in and come out. No salads. Maybe a bone broth. Timed to the hour.
Then the question everyone was waiting for. Have you ever had to cancel because your period showed up?
"No, people just work with a sponge in."
You douche to clear out the blood. Wet a makeup sponge. Add a little silicone lube, "because obviously you don't want to stick it in dry." Push it up as far as it goes.
"The guys don't really feel it."
The hard part is getting it out. She still hears horror stories from sets where girls can't, and they end up asking the guys to pull it out "with their long fingers."
Her method: keep douching. The sponge fills with water, gets heavier, you bear down, and it comes out.
One of the hosts calls it the most important thing she's ever heard in her life.
Then Angela drops the line that explains her whole career.
"Porn fixed all of my stomach issues."
She had to learn what every piece of food does to her body and exactly how long it takes, because her brand is professionalism. If you book her for an anal scene, you get an anal scene. And she'll be clean.
"At 8 a.m. I'm gonna be clean and we can fuck all day."
Three-time AVN Female Performer of the Year. Turns out the secret isn't her body. It's her schedule.
Did you know porn stars work through their periods, or did this just ruin makeup sponges for you?
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And the BBC want people to PAY for this…..
The BBC Hall of Shame:
Jimmy Savile
Stuart Hall
Rolf Harris
Huw Edwards
Chris Denning
Dave Lee Travis
Mark Page
John Mylrea Caine
Tony Wadsworth
Julie Wadsworth
Duncan Bartlett
Benjamin Wilkins
Dylan Dawes
Jonathan King
Chris Langham
Stephen Brookes
Michael Rowell
David Walliams
Russell Brand
The question is not just ‘Did the BBC institutionally cover up these offences over decades, enabling the abuse of youngsters?’
It’s also ‘Who else are we unaware of and still may be a danger to the public?’
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I am afraid this man is absolutely right and there is a huge problem coming our way.
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Just in case you didn’t know there is a space right next to Shoreditch High St Station called The New Blxck. Black owned with podcast studios and a space that can hold up to 50 people for intimate screenings and/or events. Run by the amazing Brent Colthrust.
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Young people should focus on enriching their lives, travelling and seeing the world (if possible), upskilling, finding new hobbies, prioritising health and wellness and following your dreams. Create a life so full that there’s less time to focus on things out of your control
I just learnt a random fact.
Hey @grok, my sister always keeps her books in the freezer. Is there any particular reason behind this? 🤔
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Every single one of us should sign this
Anyone in England earning £20,000 to £50,000 would pay £1,486 less Income Tax a year with a £20,000 Personal Allowance.
The petition for it passed 10,000 signatures today, so the Government now has to respond.
I'd back that over another targeted relief. petition.parliament.uk/petit…
