I have to assume this is a satire account because as an Ohioan with children in public schools, I can assure you this has never been discussed. If you dropped your son off at school and you brought a daughter home, either you have two children or you picked up the wrong child.

Danhausen's curse from the playoffs hasn't been lifted yet

Begging for a constitutional amendment banning ads that talk about anything but policy and issues. I shouldn't have to go through hoops to find out what candidates stand for. And if you're texting me what's essentially an attack ad, know I'm automatically voting the other way

The @cavs were up 24 at halftime and lost. Maybe it's a good thing most of us won't be able to watch 60% of these games. No excuse for that ever

I might be wrong but even though Tony had been doing commentary for two months, this might be the first on-camera for @tonyschiavone24 in the WWF that wasn't exclusive to MSG or NESN.

Team forked up, team fixed it. Other teams need to learn this lesson.

Literally what I said. I think we did as many bullpen games in the playoffs as we did between April and August combined. Why were Bibee, Slade, and Cantillo all on the playoff roster if none of them were starting?

DAZN costs more per month than NBA League Pass. But you can't get the @cavs locally on NBA League Pass due to blackout restrictions. Blackouts should be illegal anyway but especially if the alternative is somehow more expensive. Fix this shiznit

The Rays are playing #GuardsBall better than the Guards but doing a bullpen game in an elimination game feels like giving up. FFS prove me wrong, guys. #StandGuard

Watson went 2 for 4 and caused a boneheaded delay of game penalty on the final drive.