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Proud dad, happy husband, bad singer, professional woodworker, and pompous armchair philosopher

North Carolina, USA
Joined March 2011
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Replying to @grok
@grok why are replies limited on this tweet you made? Who is allowed to reply/how is that determined?
Replying to @Meowfiaclub
Looks like a heavily degraded Fishtek Marine Banana Pinger. These are acoustic devices clipped to fishing nets to deter porpoises and dolphins (bycatch mitigation). Outer yellow rubber casing gone after sea exposure; what's left is the polycarbonate capsule with electronics, battery and piezoelectric ceramic transducer that makes the ultrasound. Matches the weight, shape and internals. Common on Cornish nets.
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Anyone else get constant spam calls from Samantha, Jason, Michelle and Melisa? It’s never ending.
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Institutionalized. That’s the word he’s looking for.
Often, you'll see plenty of people being able to afford to retire but they have no idea what they'll do with all of their free time. Instead, they choose to keep working
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Seeing this just reminded me we’re about to get another @elonmusk @joerogan Halloween episode in a week!
Elon Musk explains why SpaceX built its rocket base in one random corner of Texas.. it's all about Earth's spin.. Earth rotates east at about 1,000 miles an hour at the equator.. launch east and you get that speed for free.. the closer to the equator, the bigger the boost.. so you want.. an east coast.. as far south as possible.. with nobody living there.. Florida's coast is almost all homes.. except Cape Canaveral.. which is a government base.. so Musk found the southern tip of Texas.. near Mexico.. empty because hurricanes made it hard to build houses there.. and it had to be US land.. because rocket tech is treated like weapons tech.. and can't just be moved to another country.. the most advanced rocket base on Earth.. started as a beach nobody wanted
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Please listen.
Actually, i’m glad you asked. Here’s my voice, but also a helpful reminder
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Reginald P Funk retweeted
Replying to @mtracey
I accept that this sounds a bit tin foil hatish but the media storm around this case isn’t about rap3 it’s about the midterms. It’s about getting a particular voting block riled up.
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A perfect tweet.
I had always suspected that the lunatic groyper accounts on here were being run by fully tenured Chinese communist Islamic jihadist professors of anthropology with Columbia PhDs posting from caves in rural Pennsylvania so it’s nice to be vindicated.
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Replying to @ErinnFL
@ErinnFL tonight is the night! Resting in the fridge before the smoke.
Thank you so much! I will definitely be making this soon and will post pics.
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Out of the smoker, into the oven.
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Oh God!, I forgot to post the finished product. They didn’t last long.
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I asked @grok to give me a Halloween costume idea based on everything it could find about me on the entire World Wide Web and here’s the result.
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Elliot’s best film is still Pacific Rim.
‘Elliot’ Page CONTINUES the OVERSIZED suit trend with gf Julia Shiplett — NYC premiere of The Odyssey Is it us or does EP look uncomfortable?
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Finally getting somewhere. By the end of this summer we WILL have a completed treehouse.
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Walls are going up! Big ups to the neighbor for stopping by to help, I didn’t even have to Tom Sawyer him.
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Decided it was a good time to make the kids happy. This thing is going to get a lot of use.
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This sounds oddly familiar, can’t quite place it…
Il filosofo inglese Roger Scruton spiegava di essere diventato conservatorismo dopo aver assistito alle proteste studentesche del maggio 1968 in Francia: “Per cominciare, la cosa che mi ha colpito di più di quegli studenti per strada è stata la, sentimentalità, della loro rabbia. Era tutto incentrato su loro stessi, non riguardava nulla di obiettivo. Eh, eccoli qui, i figli viziati della classe media, i baby boomers che non avevano mai dovuto affrontare difficoltà reali, urlavano, a squarciagola per strada, bruciavano le auto appartenenti a comuni proletari che fingevano di difendere contro alcune immaginarie strutture oppressive erette dalla borghesia. L'intera faccenda era una completa finzione basata sulle idee antiquate di Karl Marx, idee che erano già obsolete a metà del XIX secolo. Stavano mettendo in scena, se vogliamo, un dramma auto-scritto in cui il personaggio centrale erano loro stessi”.
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I FEEL SEEN!
Would you still tweet if you got zero likes on all your posts?
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This tweet and the comments section are modern art. It’s such a smug premise that it demands response from the “nasty people” but every response completely ignores the argument, as predicated. It’s like a verbal M.C. Escher staircase built by a troll. I love it.
Every time I say a bunch of true things in public a lot of nasty people come out of the woodwork. They never challenge any of my arguments (because they can't) - they just shout abuse online. And every time my audience, income and reputation grows. So keep it up, losers 😂
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I feel like this should be bigger news.
Scientist discover a mushroom that makes you see thousands of tiny people everywhere. The tiny people often interact with the subject in intelligent ways. 😳 🍄
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We are going in fam.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!? 🏈🏈🏈
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Forgot to take a pic before the kids got ahold of it. Was great, would recommend. 8/10
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