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definitely concerns me a little bit ya know what I mean but I pack that thing too so if you come around this way you will get clapped

Joined April 2020
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Want the lakers to win but also if that happens the dog is 4 in a row😳
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I’m coming out as they/ them. Please respect my decision at this time.
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This is because my penis is it’s own person
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Elephants are crazy. They literally have a nose arm
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Snapchat ai
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My prediction for this movie: they invent the nuclear bomb
Oppenheimer (@OppenheimerFilm) profile pictureOppenheimer
@OppenheimerFilm5 May 2023
A film by Christopher Nolan. #Oppenheimer is in theaters 7 21 23.
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The worlds greatest movie costume doesn’t exis—
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Lebron vs curry in the playoffs
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Wtf warriors playing a sick Kevon Looney is biological warfare
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God was in his bag when he invented women
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Found a dildo. What would be a funny thing to do with it / place to leave it
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As a man, it’s important to change your underwear at least once a week. This is a code I live by
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Y’all drink 2% milk? I drink 100%
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Warriors without the 3pt shot
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Lebron may have a billion more dollars than me but I can smoke more weed
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All brittney Griner wants to do is ball, smoke some weed, and get some pussy. Don’t get why everyone’s hatin
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I have never seen an ugly woman in my life
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Let the AI propaganda begin
Sprinter Report (@SprinterReport) profile pictureSprinter Report
@SprinterReport1 May 2023
Today is today. And yesterday was today for us, but yesterday. And tomorrow will become for us today, but tomorrow. So live today in such a way that the future today will be for you like yesterday's today, only tomorrow. US Vice President Kamala Harris
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Watched the warriors, suns, nuggets, 76ers Celtics and heat and it’s crazy that Lakers are winning the championship this year
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Call me classist idc. I hate rich people
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I do not want to see celebrities playing dress up at a $50,000 dinner for narcissism
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Why do they call it a semi truck when it’s literally a whole truck
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