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it's time to relax. ✝️solus christus. Presbyterian.

South Carolina, USA
Joined June 2023
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Skyrim 15th anniversary is next Wednesday. I remember launch midnight playing Skyrim with my friends drinking mead. – at Charlotte, NC
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Yeah but is Dustin Johnson going to get his PIF buyout from his LIV contract? – at York, SC
Jared Kushner/Jamal Kashoggi Saudi Arabia transfers $100 million to U.S. on day of Pompeo visit to discuss missing journalist.
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Part of what makes TGL so unappealing for me is the noise of the broadcast. The constant chatter all the players who have body mics, the indoor acoustics and music and announcements, all of the beeps and boops. The soundscape of TGL is hideous. I makes me sick. – at Charlotte, NC
TGL's rosters are out for 2027. Notable players not returning: Xander Schauffele, Adam Scott, Kevin Kisner, Lucas Glover. Notable additions: Ryan Fox and Blades Brown (Bay GC), Si Woo Kim and Jake Knapp (Detroit), Keith Mitchell (Jupiter), Alex Fitzpatrick (NY).
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Michael Block is my nomination for the next to get shrunk – at York, SC
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PGA TOUR Championship: Jacob Bridgeman hit a tee shot way off to the right that ends up in pizza restaurant tent. Notah Begay on the Golf Channel drops an all time call on the broadcast "Talk about hitting a slice". – at Pineville, NC
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Replying to @Richarduels
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This "Quiet Please" PGA Tour Live channel is amazing. Addition by subtraction. – at Charlotte, NC
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Playing Through is AWFUL – at York, SC
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Scottie just missed a cut for the first time in 4 years – at Pineville, NC
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– at Charlotte, NC
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Incredible exchange. I had to save this one.
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Some woman looked around and tried to pick up Rory's golf ball and you could hear the gasps of the nearby people at Shinnecock.
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Here’s a document that is being distributed to players/agents on the “Returning Member Program”
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love it when someone with 100 followers retweets me. thanks for nothing, retard
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Did you know that reading is the best? If I'm scrolling YouTube and there's an infotainment/ mini-documentary video in the 8-30 minute range, I just click the transcript button and read the subtitles and get whatever I need from it 5 times as fast.
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This might be my favorite content of all time.
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Send me esoteric vitamin regimens with quasi-schizophrenic citations defending it
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A mind that can't comprehend transcendence.
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Headed back to 18 tee yet again.
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Just got my Master's ticket lottery declination email again award.
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