Unpopular opinions that might get me digitally executed: 1. A “quick call” is a meeting that escaped prison. 2. Your camera roll is a museum of decisions you never made. 3. Most productivity apps are just procrastination with a subscription. 4. Some people don’t have bad taste. They have aggressive confidence in it. 5. The group chat is where plans go to die publicly. 6. A person who says “I hate drama” is usually the season finale. 7. Modern dating is two people pretending they have better options. 8. “Let’s catch up soon” is a farewell with fake hope. 9. Half of adulthood is moving objects from one place to another and calling it cleaning. 10. People don’t leave you on read. They put your message in the waiting room. 11. A packed schedule is sometimes just poor boundaries wearing a Rolex. 12. Your “comfort zone” has better retention than Netflix. 13. Some apologies are just reputation management with eye contact. 14. The internet gave everyone a microphone and nobody a mute button. 15. Most hot takes are cold thoughts delivered loudly. 16. Being mysterious is easy when you have nothing going on. 17. “We should start a business” is friendship’s version of fan fiction. 18. Some people collect hobbies the way others collect unread emails. 19. The worst part of being right is having to listen to yourself say “I told you so.” 20. Everyone wants a soft life until the soft life requires discipline. Which one are you defending in the comments? 💀 #BallonDor #JioIPO