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One time I was arguing with a woman I was attracted to and decided to call her candy pants at the end of a point I was making.
She punched me in the face.
We had sex later that night.
That’s all.
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Halloween is coming, and this time of year can be dangerous for black cats.
Keep them safe, and don’t forget: they don’t bring bad luck, they’re living beings who deserve to be loved. 🐈⬛
Protect them. Don’t let superstition turn into cruelty. 🙏🏼❤️
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Just got done stocking the stores with RED BARON PIZZA when a streamer started harassing me.
It’s too bad I broke his phone with all the evidence of him abusing me and my 18 kids.
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Replying to @123skely
“I just wanted you to go for it, you know? I really like when a man takes what he wants.”
Sure, let me just sexually assault you when all of your tells are saying to stop, on the off chance that you’re into that.
💀
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If only you realized that every time the Bible spoke of the dead, it was talking about what you consider the living.
Look around at Walmart. These people are not alive.
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“Florida man kills women.” Oh great. Another story like this. How depressing.
“She paid him to do it.”
Sorry, what?























